when skid and pump came to punp's hnouse pump said:
- skid
- i l-l-l-l-l-love you 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
- OMG1;1;;1;1;1;1;1;1;1;1;;1;1!1!1!1;1!1!1!1
- LETS KISS!2!1!1!1!2!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1;;1!1;1!1!11!!1!1;!
kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss pisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspisspiss cock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballscock'nballs
susie came in and said:
- uhh pump what the fuck
- im kissing skid!1nn1b1m!1(1!1!;(1 😵💫😚😚😚😵💫😵💫🤐😵💫🍁🏞️😵💫😚🤓🍁🤓♾️😵💫🤓🤐🤐😵💫🍁😵💫♾️🤓🌜🤓🏕️😵💫🤐☣️🥳🥳☺️☺️☺️🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥳😘🥶☣️🍭😵💫🥶🤮😵💫😚🤐😵💫🌿☣️🌿☣️😱😵💫😚😵💫🤐😵💫♾️😵💫🌜🥺🍂🥺🥶🤮🍂😵💫🍂😵💫🏕️🤮😚😱😵💫🌿♾️😵💫🍂😵💫🍂😵💫🤩😵💫🤐😵💫🍁🤓🌜🌜🍬😗😐😐🙂🥰🙂😝🙂😐🙂😇🤪😕😓🙁😱😱😱😱🙁😓😧🙁😧🙁🤨🙁😱🙁🤨🙁😱😱🙁😱🙁😱🙁😱😱🙁😱🙁😬🙁😰🙁😟🙁😧☹️😰😩😖🌚😖🌚🤤😫😪🌚🥵🌝🥵🥵🌝🥶😫😫🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😫🤤🌛😫😖😲😖😲😖😖😳😖😳😖
- die
- no u
- no u
- I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ! Lord X is a BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER! He pissed on my FUCKING WIFE! THAT'S RIGHT!
He took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out, and PISSED ON MY *FUCKING WIFE***!
AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS-
t h i s b i g
And I said: "That's disgusting!"
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: "Lord X, you got a small dick !"
It's the size of this walnut except W A Y smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:
*Epic sound effect here*
That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong!
He fucked my wife, so guess what. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!!!"
THAT'S RIGHT!
This is what you get:
MY SUPER *LASER PISS!***
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth,
I ' m g o n n a g o h i g h e r,
I'M PISSING ON THE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!!
Susie died
- i w-w-wove yu too Pump1!!1!1!1!1!!1 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
they kissed again
and again
and again
and then the 4tow- cough cough Hatzgang came in
- OMG - roy screamed
- THEYRE HAVING SEX
- QUICK
- PICTURE IT
- PLSSSS
- E8FURRCUEHITFUWHRUU DP$F&GRH#
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Roy screamed as he was hypnotized by sex
Pump then saw the Hatzgang and kicked them into their balls so hardly that the sex happened to them
- omfg yore so uwu1;!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
- will you mawwy me.???!??1?1?1?1?1??11 😘😘😘😘😘😘
- yess1!1!!11!!1!1!11!
kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss
pump gave skid an engagement ring
- we are having a wedding tommorow even though were literal kids1!1!;1;1;1;1!1;11!1!1!
- uwuwuwuwuwuwu?111!1?1!1?1?!1!1!1!1!?1!1!1!1!2!2;
- lets continue cock 'n balls1!!1!1!1!1 u2uwuwuwuwwuuwu1!;1!1!1!1!1;2!;22
they then came to skids house
Lila was watching the FartTV.
- hey mom!1!1!1!!!1! i had the sex with Pump
- YOU WHAT
- ILL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE-
- So I (19M) was sitting in the Living room watching Morbius. My parents(senior citizens) visited to come check on me. They caught me watching Morbius and they got very upset because I have been through phases like this before. I convinced my mother (55F) that Morbius is great, but my father (56M) disagreed. So I yelled ITS MORBIN TIME and may have beat the living shit out my father. My mother(idiotic) then said YOU DID THIS LAST TIME DURING YOUR NFT PHASE so then I plunged her to the depths of Tartarus. My sister (19F) and her friend (18F) saw me and then tried to run so I yelled OH NO YOU MORB'T and morbed so much they died. I at this point, had almost become God. I had blown up my house and set on fire to get rid of the evidence. At this point I, (20M) have been running from the CIA, the FBI, the police, the Secret Service, Interpol, the UN security unit, Disney S&P, and Google Maps. I have almost reached the final phase of morb. Soon my original being will die off and I will morb in the final morb. I morbing regret morbing Morbius. Oh morb. Im gonna morbing morb myself. Morb this. Morb it all.
TL;DR I killed my dad over a movie and ended up internationally wanted.
Lila died
- we can marry now1!!1!1!1!1!1;1!1!2
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skid x water pump fanfik uwu real1!@1!1!1!!1!11!! (GONE WRONG1!!1!1!)
Humor[Disclaimer before you read this: I do not support Skid x Pump. This book was made as a joke. Please don't rage at me] skid and pump fnafictoin1!!1!1!1!1!!111!!1!!1 very epik 🥶 they also marry!!1!1!1 and they have kids 😱😱😱 and the kids have kids...
