Randomness 2

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by Mystical_NightSky
by Mystical_NightSky
                                    
                                              When your friend has your back

Emily preparing cereal for breakfast: *find out she has ran out of milk* 
Emily:*sighs*
Her phone:*dings*
Emily: *checks message*
Lucifer: Look outside
Emily:*looks through the window*
Lucifer:

                            
                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                              
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                          When Siri gets you in trouble
Dan looking for his phone: Hey man, can you call my phone for me?
Wynton: Sure. Call BFF. *Winks and does finger guns at Dan*
Dan:*cries from happiness*
Siri: You have two  phone numbers with contact name 'Bff'. Which one should I use?
Wynton: Haha-*runs for his life*
Dan:*chases after him* 
Wynton: STOP CHASING ME!!!
Dan: NO!!!
When you can't take off your ring
Lia:*grunts* 
Wynton: What is she doing? Trying to push a baby?
Lia sarcastically: YES WYNTON, DO YOU WANNA HELP ME DELIVER IT?!
Shun: Seriously though, what're you doing? 
Lia: I'm trying to take off my ring but it's stuck!
Ajit: Here, let me help. *Grabs Lia's hand then pulls it*
Lia: Ow! We're not playing tug of war Ajit!
Shun: You're supposed to twist it.
Ajit:*twists Lia's arm*
Lia: Ow! What the fudge?!
Ajit: It didn't work.
Lia: Then just let go! You're gonna break my finger!
Shun: Why don't you just put cooking oil?
Dan: Wait, you want her to put it on a pan then cook it? 
Shun: Dan, what-
Wynton: Lia, cooking oil is actually smart though.
Lia sarcastically: OH YEAH, JUST LET ME GET COOKING OIL OUT OF MY BACKPACK!
Shun: Here, try this lotion.
Lia: Shun, that is so much. You put so much.
Shun: Okay, try to take it off now.
Lia:*grunts* Oh my god...
Wynton: Did it come off?
Lia: Nope, someone give me a Kleenex, I'm wiping this off. This is disgusting. 
Dan: Why don't you just chop it off?
Lia: …Can someone punch his face for me?
Lightning in dog language: Pfft-
Lia: It's turning purple...*Hyperventilates* 
Dan: Benton, do something.
Benton: Okay, let me get my chain saw. 
Lia: …I'm going to the hospital.
When you and your best friend can't stop laughing for no reason
Short: *explains some basic PE stuff*
Dan:*looks at Wynton*
Wynton: *Looks at Dan*
Dan:*cracks up*
Wynton:*cracks up*
Both:*bursts into laughter*
The whole class & Short:*stares at them*
Ajit: What's going on?
Dan & Wynton:*rolls all over the ground still laughing*
Lia: Are they getting possessed?
Dan & Wynton:*sits back down chuckling*
Short: Kouzo and Styles, wait for me in the hallway.
Dan & Wynton:*wheezes*
Short: YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GO TO THE OFFICE. 
Dan & Wynton:*leaves while still laughing*