Aye iggy, who do you thinks better me, or that fatass Alfred?
-TheRealAllenFJones
Well, first off don't call me Iggy! Second of all no need to call Alfred a fatass... even if he is one.
It's hard to choose because on one hand you don't seem annoying unlike America who annoys me like there's no tomorrow.
On the other hand, I've known Alfred longer.. and he's my hero. So... I um guess as much as I like you I like Alfie better, you might've gotten me mixed up with 2pEngland. I still like you a lot though and that's unusual for a heartless person like me.
Sorry I still like you though a lot.
