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Part 2!
(1st Person PoV: Mikey's)
I fiddled around with my fingers, itching to finally get my plan started but there were too many eyes.
A slight slip up might cost me my whole plan.
That can't happen!
So...might as well wait until John gets his announcement. That'll cause a distraction.
Enough for me to slip away.
"So if anyone finds my gunpowder or knows the person who stole it, speak up or meet me at my base," Scarecrow said and left the podium.
"Ok now we have John who has something (or somethings) to say. So come on up, John," Jack said.
"Finally!" John groaned and went to the podium.
"Ok so this server is starting to have problems. Like a stealing problem apparently. We can't have this server gain any problems which is why we need to stomp those problems," John explained.
"Does this mean killing people?" Emi asked but John shook his head.
"That's overstepped it. We all have three lives so it's wouldn't do much if we were to kill somebody. They'll just respawn back," John explained.
"That's surprisingly mature of you John. I thought you would said something else like exiling me," Jack noted.
"Hold on, I haven't gotten there yet," John said.
"WHAT?"
"Wait so you're planning on exiling Jack?" Jan asked.
"I said hold on. Haven't gotten there yet," John sighed.
"Let's just assume that until John says whatever he needs to say," Couriway said.
All eyes were on John.
"Ok so problems. We need to stomp them out! And we start with exiling the so-called mayor," John explained.
"What do you mean exiling me? I didn't do anything exile worthy!" Jack snapped.
"Ahem!" John pulled out a list and began to read off of it, "first you destroyed the only healing machine when Mikey, you and I first arrived. Second, you declared yourself as mayor without anyone else knowing. When I declare myself king, at least one other person knew and they told people. You just said, 'yep I'm mayor today' and third of all, you don't even do much as mayor!"
"What the hell! That first one was an accident! I didn't know that you needed silk touch to mine the healing machine! Also no one else wanted to be mayor so I stepped up to the role!" Jack snapped.
"So for your crimes," John continued, ignoring Jack's protests, "you shall now be exiled from this place!"
"You got to be kidding me!" Jack shouted.
"I agree with Jack! He didn't do anything exile worthy!" Emi got up and began to shout.
"I dunno, he seems kind of convincing," Jan shrugged with Scarecrow nodding.
Couriway didn't say anything but he was staring intensely at the podium.
Now it's my chance!
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