dave and johnny are besties for the resties...... that is unti fred comes around. this is a joke, i don't ship any of these people irl and is a result of me and aurora being dumb thank you okay bye
i woke up at 7. it was the dya. fred would egt yo come home from the hospital. i rolled ove and grabbed my iphone 3gs. i called johnny. he picked up immedieatlky.
"daveee it's sooooo early," he yawned.
"we have to go get fred!!!!"
"oh," johnny said. he sounded upset.
"johnny why are you sad, fred is cool!!!!! he fronts lipm bizkit, one o fyout favorite bands!!!1111!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
"i... uhm..... no reason. i'm just tired becausoe you woke me up sooooo early," he said.
"ok. i'm gonna come pick yoi up so ew can go get him."
"ok" he said anf hunh up.
i got up and picked out my outift. i wanted t look soooo cool for fred so i picked out this.
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after i got fressed, i ate my favorite cereal, wheaties for breakfast. i like having mush in my mouth, i don't really know how to explain it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was so excited!!!
i got in my car and raced to johnny's house. he ust;ve been waitng for me to pull up beaue he came tight outisde and got in. he looked soo.... hot.... I MEAN cool because men can't be hot, duh.
"hi johnny," i said, waving to him.
"hi david," he sighed, slumping. david??? he NEVER EVER NEVERRR calls me tha tever. i stopped waving. he slumped in his seat.
"johnny?" i asked, pulling out my drumstick again. i poked him.
"WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT???" he screamed. he started sobbing so hard and i delt really bad. ii didn;t even poke him that hard!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
"i'm sorry, johnny, i dibt mean to" but i didn;t get to finisht because johnny pulled my face so that he was looking at me.
"dave, i'm in love with you and i thought you loved me too but you seem to be in lov wwith fred so please please pleaseeee sayyou aren't i'm begging you please!!!!!!!!!!!"
i stared at johnny. i didn't knoe what to say!!! ojhnny always said he would enever ever be in love with a man and that it wasn't god's way and women were soooooo hot. but here he was..... in love with me..... dave gorhl...... the frummer for nirvana and singer for foo fighters......................... but maybe i was in love with him too. he was soooo hot and awesome and cool and does epic stunts!!11!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!! but fred.... i think i love him too... bt can people do that at the sametime??? is that even legal?????? i couldn't beliebe it!!!!!!!!
"please save," johnny said again, starting to cry.
"johnny i am in love with you!!!! but tyou are right..... fred is just so irresitbale.... with his phthalo blue eyes and cadmium red hat and goatee,,,,,, i can't not love him too."
johnny curled into a little ball. he was crying so hard that i was afraid he was going to shit himself. i was so scared.i started to cry too. johnny sat up and looked at me.
"please dae....." he whispered, "stop crying babe."
i inched closer and closer to his face until we were almost kissing. he mouth was right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if i could just...............................................................................................
