" This a dumb idea" Harry says spinning around in the mirror. He's wearing a neon green hoodie that says Liam Payne on the front and I am on the back. He has matching neon green socks paired with neon orange shorts topped off with a pair of shades. Harry shudders at the sheer amount of arm twisting his friend had to do to convince him that this would work. " I don't think anyone will know who I'm supposed to be. Did you have to pick someone so obscure?"
" It's perfect, there will be no media covering Liam Payne. Maybe like a podcast but who's going to watch one about him." Ed rolls his eyes as he hops off Harry's bed. " It's the perfect plan disguise yourself, beatbox, have a great time, and go home after a week."
"Yeah yeah In and Out, like you said."
"No those are only in the US, we'll be there for a bit then come back after a little."Ed leaves to get the car ready and Harry packs his things. He looks into the mirror. He sighs. He needs to practice for his first battle.
"Drop the base saaaaawawawawa bootskootskskskskskooooo wooowoowoowooaaararaakakakakkakakk kwaaaaaaaaa ah aha ah ah uuuuuuuuuuu bootsskskskskskskksk sawawaaawawawawa brabrabraoooooooooooogogo sawawawawabootslsksksks awwwwawawaakakakakakakaka oo oo oo o o o o OHHHHH bring in the beat sawwawaawawawaawa bottsooost sooosososooooso aaaaaa akkakakakaka ay yaaaaaaaa"
Harry nods at his reflection, this will be ok, this will be fine. He hops in the car with Ed and gives his house one last glance before they drive off.
" Onward!! To Venice!!" Ed shouts and turns on the radio. After a while Harry feels himself dozing off. He puts in his airpod pros and throws on the latest episode of some good old reality tv. It's a long way to Venice.
"I'm going to sleep" Harry remarks after a while, and reclines his seat as he puts on a sleep mask.
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Boots and cats : a story of heroism
FanfictionHarry Styles ventures on a quest to gain the title of beatbox champion but there are many obstacles along the way.
