It was a dark cloudy rainy night.. Corey was sitting in his Feldmansion.. alone.. well, he wasn't alone, he had like 30 "Angels" living the the Feldmansion with him. But Corey had grown bored of those basic bimbos.. he wanted someone different....
Corey went outside.. he wondered around for awhile. He stumbled across a street performer dressed as Michael Jackson.. Corey watched the man for awhile.. then fucking beat him with a baseball bat and stole his clothes. HEEE HEEE
Corey put the Michael Jackson clothes on, and continued walking. After around 2 minutes, Corey Feldman got tired of walking.. because he is Corey Feldman.
He decided to call an Uber. When the Uber showed up, Corey got in the car and began trying to talk to the driver- "Hey, do you know who I am"? Asked Corey. "uhh.. no" replied the confused driver. Corey got angry, and madly replied "I'm Corey Feldman! I'm better than fucking everyone!! You should know who I am!!!". The driver just rolled his eyes, and changed the conversation "Uhh okay Corey.. so where do you wanna go?" Asked the puzzled driver. Corey thought for awhile.. "The Whisky A Go Go, in West Hollywood!!!"
30 minutes later, they arrived.
Corey got out of the car, quickly. "uhh are you gonna give me a tip.. that was a 30 minutes drive" asked the driver. Corey dug through his pockets, handed the driver a copy of Goonies and then walked away.
Corey looked up at the marquee.. "Hmm Steel Panther.. I've never heard of them. But hey, it's a Saturday night.. might aswell go check it out!" thought Corey. The Security guard let Corey in right away, because he had mistaken him for Sarah Palin.
Corey ordered a few drinks, then walked over to the front to watch this random Steel Panther band. That was when Corey saw.. ✨HIM✨
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It was love at first sight.. Corey couldn't take his eyes off the majestic man. Corey needed to know more about him. Corey went over and asked the bartender what the sexy guitar players name was. "Satchel" she replied. "Like a fucking handbag? " responded Corey.. the bartender nodded.
Corey.. confused... Walked back over to his front row spot.. and continued to day dream over Satchel. A few songs into the set, Satchel licked a guitar pick and stuck it on Corey's forehead. Corey got extremely emotional, and shoved the guitar pick down his underwear.
When Steel Panther's set was over, Corey quickly backstage to hopefully meet Satchel. After around 30 minutes of waiting, Satchel arrived.. he was extremely sweaty and smelled like pineapple. Corey approached Satchel "Hey man, amazing show. I'm Corey Feldman.. but you should already know that.. because I'm Corey Feldman" stated Corey. Satchel looked into Corey's eyes deeply.. "oh I know who you are Corey .. I love all of your movies.. like a lot" replied Satchel. Corey blushed "Thank you so much.. also I wanted to let you know that I love your eyes.. they are such a nice greenish brownish blueish greyish color". Now Satchel began blushing intensity.. "Thank you Corey! That means a lot.. most people dont notice my eyes, they are always too distracted by my tiny nipples" stated Satchel. Corey gigged, then asked "Hey Satchel, wanna come to the Feldmansion with me.. we can watch all of my movies on repeat for hours!!". Satchel blushed again, then replied "Fuck yeah!"
They both got into a cab back to the Feldmansion...
