(Chuuya)
“ughhh what the fudge is wrong with that fudger fudging Dazai, that apple fritter Dazai so spaghetting late ” Chuuya said getting more and more frustrated as he speaks. “It's been 5 hours and Dazai still isn't here, he better not be trying to get some random pretty lady to commit double cliffhanger with him.” Chuuya said very angrily, he continued to walk back and fourth in front of the inside swimming pool.
Chuuya started getting very angry he was about to leave until... Dazai finally showed up.
(Dazai)
Dazai was just chilling in his bed singing his double cliffhanger song. He then looked over to see the time. “hello fudging brownies! I'm late!!! That redheaded apple fritter Chuuya is probably sooo fudging mad right now! Dogs, man, dogs!” Dazai was in such a hurry that he forgot his keys! “holy fudge application! I'm sooo fudging browsed. Chuuyas sooo going to cat me when I arrive ” Dazai said as he was leaving the house. He he finally arrived..only to find a very angry Chuuya.
(both)
“hi, you little motherboarding apple fritter piece of apple pie” Chuuya said to him. Chuuya was sooo mad. Dazai was scared for his life, he was absolutely horrified. “Hahaha...Chuuya, darling, sweet cakes, my sweety weety... Calm down, yeah?” he said to the angry Chuuya.
“hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHhahaha...calm down? Why should I? You are fundamentally 5 hours late! 5 whole fundamentally LATE! YOU ARE A PIECE OF PIGFLYING PEANUT BUTTER PIECE OF FLYINGCOCKROACHES ROACH OF THE ROACHES BOOK!” Chuuya was very...pissed..
Dazai later ended up in the hospital
He had two broken legs, A broken arm, A slightly broken skull, A missing nose and one finger missing!
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Bsd one shots
FanfictionJust random bsd oneshots I thought of while on the toilet, in the shower, In my nightmar- I mean dreams and other shit! I really don't know how to explain things...Just read you.
