Hailey: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Milly: I think you mean cards.
Hailey, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Hailey, negotiating with Sean: We have Milly. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Milly: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Hailey:
Milly: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Hailey: JAKE STOP
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The squad is over at Elliot 's house*
Hailey : Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Elliot : ... N-No...
Elliot , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Hailey , motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Jake: I see a-
Elliot , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Hailey : Oh, well I-
Elliot : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Elliot , amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Luke: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Zander: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Elliot : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Elliot : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Elliot , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Elliot : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Daisy, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Elliot :
Hailey : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Elliot :
Elliot , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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The squad is over at Elliot 's house*
Hailey : Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Elliot : ... N-No...
Elliot , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Hailey , motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Jake: I see a-
Elliot , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Hailey : Oh, well I-
Elliot : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Elliot , amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Luke: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Zander: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Elliot : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Elliot : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Elliot , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Elliot : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Daisy, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Elliot :
Hailey : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Elliot :
Elliot , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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*The group is getting into the car*
Shannon: I'm driving.
Daisy, out of view: Shotgun!
Hailey, turning to face Daisy: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Daisy: WOAH-
Daisy, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Zoey: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Lia: Nope, absolutely not.
Milly: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Elliot: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Sadie: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Daisy: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
(I LOVE YOU INCORRECT QUOTE GENERATOR)
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Milly: wake me up
Sadie: before you go,go~
Jake: When September ends~
Lia: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!
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Zoey: Croissants: dropped
Lia: Road: works ahead
Milly: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Elliot: Shavacado: fre
Sadie: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Daisy:
Daisy, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Zoey: Thanks fam!
Lia: oh no
Luke: *cries* I love you too
Sean: Sounds fake but okay
Zander : *A flustered mess*
Sadie: can i get a refund
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Zander: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Micheal: Okay, but what is updog?
Jake : Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Milly: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Bethany: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Shannon : Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Zander: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Milly: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Jake : No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Micheal: What's a henway??
Zander: Oh, about five pounds.
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Zander: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Micheal: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Jake : More or less, I guess...
Milly: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Bethany: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Shannon : I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
