Dear diary,
Brother Alfred let me spend the day with брат! It was really fun! We went ice skating and ice fishing and had ice cream! But then Belarus found him and me and her got in a really big fight! Then I had to go home...... And then Arizona started to be a dick again.... Then he may or may not have been shot in the leg and it may or may not have been me! Good bye! Спокойной ночи и благослови тех, кто читает это!
