There Roman is, sat in a therapy office that felt unsettlingly awkward. It had been about an hour and he was still pouring his heart out the therapist who was getting bored. "Roman I get it you are traumatized, but that's literally not my problem, ok?", said the therapist filming a preppy tiktok. "But you are the therapist Mr ItchyBadussy meaning you have to help me as due to the fact that we live in a capitalist society people work and due to how valuable their work is they get paid and with that money they can buy stuff to give money for other peoples hard work. I gave you money meaning you must fulfill your promise or else that is a scam. The definition of a sca-" "Ok I get it shut up and lay back down.", said his therapist. "So roman, are you here because you cant afford hair seeds or something?", said his therapist getting increasingly bored. "What? Where you even listening to me?", said Roman getting angry. "No, I wasn't I got distracted by your greasy bald head. Anyways do this colouring sheet and ill be back", said his therapist. The therapist never came back.
Roman was masturbating on the train tracks while watching big badussy news or the BBN, and saw that his mother Tahlia was in jail for being a child predator. His wanking increasingly became faster as a picture of Tahlia showed up on the news. His yoghurt squirted everywhere and he quickly crawled out of the train tracks as the train approached. "Sir, or woman or non binary freak I cant tell what you actually are but I have to arrest you for public nudity, please put some pants on no one wants to see your diy fanny, it also looks like you have chlamydia." said a police officer feeling suicidal due to the traumatizing sight that he has just seen. "But what! I got tested yesterday.", said roman in utter shock. "Well stop being horny", said the officer while cuffing him. While walking to the police car roman had a smart idea which hasn't happened since he wanted to kill himself. In the back of the police car he was wanking while formulating his aesthetic plan to free his mother and sneaky link tahlia <33.
He arrived in jail and was lined up in a large room with people waiting to get put in their orange jumpsuit. When it was his turn he started trying to escape and shouting. But because he is unable to make muscles because he is very pre mature they caught him and smacked him. He liked this because due to the fact his mum spanked him when he was younger. His yoghurt pipe burst due to how horny he was. They forced him to clean it up but he just slurped it up because his new shipment of yoghurt wasn't coming until next month. They threw him in his cell and he immediately started wanking for ideas. He is so skinny that he literally slid through the vents. He was slithering around like a snake until he found the camera room. the vent was right above the person watching the cameras head. He fell down but due to the fact he weighs nothing there was no impact. "SHHHHH! I will shag you if you don't say a word ok?", said roman. The officer was already wanking because he was watching the cameras from the shower rooms so he said, "Why not?". The officer hugged roman and pinned him to the ground breaking all 2 of romans bones and started tongue kissing him and fisting his diy fanny. After hours of hard fucking they were both pleased and the police officer was wanking roman as roman check the cameras to see what cell his mummy milker queen tahlia is. As he got to the cameras in her cell he saw her playing with the batman vibrator she snuck is and he got the police officer to wank him even faster. and then it happened... roman produced real... cum. They both started cheering and had a wrist slitting party. "It was fun knowing you, but I have to save my mum now, bye zaddy.", said roman while winking at the officer. The officer shot himself because he couldn't imagine living without roman. Roman crawled back into the vents and slithered until he found Tahlias cell. He broke the vent and fell into her cell. Without even saying a word they both started fucking somberly under the yellow light of the cell. A police officer walked past to give the prisoners food but saw them fucking. Tahlia snatched up the food and ran while screaming in Palestinian while holding roman hands. They went in the shower rooms and saw people showering. They all ended up having a gang bang that lasts for hours but roman was getting shagged so hard that he died on the impact of 12 dicks in his diy fanny. Before tahlia could even cry she died from obesity.
And now the story is over. A somber ending for sure, but it was fun while it lasted.
