Meet the derp and the cool kid

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Hey everybody! It's me john :B

Hey dave get your lazy butt over here!

' dave groans and swaggers over to the computer drinking a gallon of apple juice.

" what is it eggderp ?"

" we're making an ask john and dave!"

" holy shit no dude, do you have any idea what the people of the internet are like??!"

' john makes puppy dog eyes '

" please dave?"

' can't say no to dat face'

" uuuuggg fine"

"Yay!!!!!!:B"

" be sure to send in those asks and dares!"

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