John: OMG!!! Dave get in here we got a question!
Dave: alright let's get on with it I got raps to make.
First question: John describe your dream girl
John: •/////• um..
John: well she would have to love jokes for starters! She would have golden locks of hair with pale skin and a southern accent, oh! And she would be the coolest person ever! And the best of all she would have majestic red eyes!
Dave : 'raises brows' red eyes?
John: yeah like yours !
John : ' realizes what he just said' NO HOMO
Dave : suuuure
Dave: oh hey look, a question for me.
John: ' Is a flustered blushing mess' I'm going to the kitchen to get food!
Dave: you do that.
Q2: Dave , if a really really cute girl fell in love with John and you liked her, what would you do?
Dave: chuckles nervously' don't tell John this but I'm actually into guys .....
John : ' stands in the doorway' wait what?
Dave: NOTHING ABSOLUTLY FUCKING NOTHING
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