Donnie sat next to a campfire. His hair was long and overgrown and he smelled like a musty dog. He had been out there for months avoiding the search party sent out to find him. SNAP! The sound of a twig snapping startled Donnie. "W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-who's there??" Donnie said with a shaking voice. A dark figure emerged from the trees and slowly began walking toward the fire. Donnie couldn't make out who the person was, but he knew they weren't here to have crumpets and tea. The figure approached, and finally... AOC with a fucking katana in one hand and a gay pride flag in the other appeared. Donnie's eyes widened with fear. "Hey babe, how's it hanging" AOC spoke. Donnie let out a high-pitched squeal and booked it. AOC quickly followed behind him.
"COME HERE LITTLE BITCH" AOC yelled from behind Donnie. Donnie tripped on a log and face planted. AOC caught up to him, and just as she slowly walked towards him ready to finish him off, Mikey jumped down from a tree onto AOC. "MOTHERFUCKER'S IN THE TREE" AOC yelled. AOC kicked her legs up and threw Mikey over her. She threw her body upwards like a goddamn ninja and swung at Mikey. She sliced his hand off and Mikey let out a blood-curdling scream. "omg baby r u okay" Donnie softly spoke in a girly voice. "Donnie... I'm so sor-" Mikey was cut off as AOC stuck her badass katana through Mikey's back. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Donnie calmly yelled. Donnie ran as fast as he could and evaded AOC.
