A/N: Sorry for not posting in a while! Really I am... kinda... ok so it wasn't my fault I had serious writers block and I had a crap load of work to do, anyway enough bitching. Warnings: character death, swearing, nakedness, mentions of porn, (like more than once it becomes a reoccurring theme.) That is kinda it really... oh and there is a montage in this... just YouTube the song haha I tried really hard.
p.s. I am really sorry about the Y/N Being turned into "Rhi" Incident but that is all patched up now XD.
-Re
Chapter seventeen: The Death Mix Reply Ft. Katie Perry.
Chapter seventeen
You don't realize how drunk you are until you are alone in the back seat of someone's car. The yellow Suzuki Swift was enclosed enough to house a social setting, yet spacious enough to give me room to think... yet it was still a granny car, not that I minded after all the only thing I was thinking were images and colours.
Billy had explained to us what he had been experiencing over the past couple of years and how he had dismissed them as "random coincidences'. How he had an endless supply of candy, how he could enter rooms before he opened doors, the funniest one was sneezing and setting fire to wigs. "It was always wings." He pondered into the distance.
Anna was in the front seat explaining everything to Billy whilst I was trying to... I have no idea what I was doing.
"So let me get this straight, you are helping Y/N to become this beast... by doing tasks to open heaven... because heaven is a place that exists as well as hell and fairies?"
"Yus!" I slurred enthusiastically, "You are tsk noburr two." I held up four fingers... my hands were really pretty.
"Something tells me I can't discuss this with sugar tits over there."
"Leave my tips and der su'garness outta dis, Fluffy Face!" I warned.
"She's having a rough life." Anna explained apologetically.
"Amen! Four twenty praise it!" I whooped. I swayed slightly when he rounded a rather sharp corner. "Wee!"
"Ok we are taking a detour and getting you some fries, not that this isn't hilarious but I think I'm beginning to fall in love here!" there was a sassy sarcasm about this Billy character.
"Dude don't. She has like... three guys on her already." The sound of Anna rolling her eyes was apparent in her speech.
"None of them are here, I could wisp her away... no one would know."
"Oh my God! She is attracting men like black shirts do cat fur." She threw her arms up. "It's nauseating!"
"Haha! lonely people glitter." I giggled.
"I actually have excellent taste in women sweet cheeks, Y/N is... something else." There was a pause. I started playing with the window giggling when the breeze messed with my hair.
"If this was yellow and a submarine, we would be in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine." I sang. I left the window open.
"Yes," Anna drawled out. "Clearly she is sane." Groaning in frustration would have been an understatement.
"Her thoughts are what interest me..."
"STOP THE FUCKING CAR!" I screamed.
Maybe out of pure shock the breaks were slammed and we were thrown forward. I threw open my door and half stumbled half ran to the driver's door before reaching it open. Thankfully he was unbuckled I pulled him out and shook his shoulders.
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