Escape rooms..[Applyfic] [CLOSED]

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PC: Unfortunately, due to several experiences during my lifetime, I cannot just 'walk up and talk to a group of people'. However, it does sound nice, thanks.
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Aria: I think you're still suffering from the side effects of the party yesterday..

Cherry: What? How?? All I drank was RedBull!

Aria: And how many..?

Psycho, answering for her: Eighteen
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Psycho: Hello friends!

....

Psycho: You might be wondering why I'm kinda glued to the ceiling-
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Seb: You seem familiar..have we met before?
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Momo: What do you mean? I have a decent memory!

Psycho: You left me, Aria, and Jamie in a Walmart..

PC: Oh, that was me. Try again
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PC: Can I ask you a question? An..absurd one?

Jamie: Yeah. Better than anyone I know

Cherry (offscreen): *wheezing*
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Seb: Why does my arm cramp and shake sometimes when I'm drawing?

Ski: Pow..?

Psycho: Why are you staying up at two in the morning sketching??

Seb: Are you my parents? Do you have a schedule I should follow? No, so answer my question
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Cherry: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JAMIE?!

PC: Nothing. Why do you ask~?

Jamie (offscreen): *muffled screaming*
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PC, singing to 'I kissed a girl': I killed someone, and I liked it~

Cherry: Wha-??

Psycho: Call the exorcist?

PC, still singing: The taste of their cherry chapstick~

Psycho:...

Aria: Yep. Call the exorcist-
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Ozzy: If you get in trouble..well, uh..here, I'll pretend to be a lawyer for you!

Psycho: Okay..?

*later*

Seb: Psy! Sit down! You're gonna get us in trouble!

Psycho: Where?

Seb: In the f$cking chair-!

Ozzy, whispering to Psy: Deny everything..

Psycho, very loudly: THIS ISN'T A CHAIR!
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Aria: I feel like I've died and gone to Heaven..!

PC: I had that dream too, but you don't ascend to Heaven
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Michou: Dracula had the right ideas. Sleep all day, live alone for his whole life, and explode into bats to get out of situations
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Psycho: Do you ever think? Because I don't-
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*during a very random meetup*

PC: Okay, so how do we know this Karen?

Psycho: They were a former vegan, but then they bought milk

Seb: What a scumbag!

Aria: I almost hurt them for money stealing

Lyri: I once saw and sorta babysat their kid

Char: They stole a whole bunch of food!

Seb: Again, scumbag!

PC: I once massacred the employees of the store they worked in because they were being rude to me. And now, they constantly try to track me down; unknowingly walking into a death trap
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Ozzy: I like Eminem

Jamie: Really? I prefer Skittles

Cherry: No, he means the rapper-

Char: Why would he EAT the WRAPPER??
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PC: My expectations for these runts are low, but they can go even lower than Earth's core itself
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Psycho: Sure, you're verified on YouTube. But are you verified in the eyes of GOD?
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PC, glaring at the contestants with a gun in hand: Go to sleep. This isn't a request. It's a threat
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Cherry: Are you having a hysterical episode again?