"new phone, who dis"
".. What?"
"I said what I said"
"But you texted me?? Who's this?"
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Jungkook AU
BTS AU
most likely a crackfic AU
secretly a Blackpink AU
got tired of the angst and ran out of fics that made me laugh, so I got bor...
TW: ALCOHOL, DRINKING, COMMENTS ON EATING/BODY SHAMING
The 3 girls arrive at Rose's house and begin to get ready in her room.
"Ugh, do we really have to go? It has literally only been the first day of school and I just wanna sleep." Jisoo plops herself onto Rose's bed and stares at the ceiling.
Jennie and Lisa quickly sits in front of Rose's large ikea mirror (THIS MIRROR IS HUGE HONESTLY) and pulls out their make up bag. Lisa chimes in, "I don't know, it sounds kind of fun! We get to check out who goes to our school other than the people in our classes."
Jennie begins to prime her face, (ALWAYS PRIME YOUR FACE BEFORE SLAPPING ON MAKE UP GUYS! It can be damaging to the skin if you don't!) "What if the girls that were talking shit about Rose show up?" Jennie giggles and reimagines during lunch time where Lisa nearly ripped the girls to pieces.
"Well bitch that'll give me another chance to do a solid this time. You okay, Chaengie?" Lisa directs her attention to Rosie, sitting on the edge of her bed.
Rose chuckles, "Girl, they ain't shit! They didn't bother me at all, pft."
Jennie eyes Rose through the mirror, "You sure, hubby? Remember we're your safe space. Don't try to hide anything or I will find out."
Rose lays beside Jisoo who's nearly half asleep, sighing. "Wifey I'm literally fiiiine, it's nothing that I can't handle myself. So what're you guys wearing?"
"Ugh, I don't know! Like how do I know I won't be too dressed up or too dressed down? What is everyone gonna wear, do you know?!" Lisa pouts.
Rosie ponders, "Dude, I don't know. That five head just invited me with no context. Just said that all of our class years are going."
Jennie quirks a brow.
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Lisa turns around and gives Jisoo a look.
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Jisoo awakens at the mention of Jungkook.
They all exchange looks.
Rose exclaims, "Guys I will literally choke all of you if you assume anything! He's literally the bane of my existence and I've only known him for less than 24 hours!"
