Ranboo's Car Stream

Jungle

The online chat wooshed by. Ranboo stopped to make a poll and parked until it was done.

The poll was over and the right had won. They were going to the jungle. Ranboo turned into the short road that led through the jungle.

When they arrived at the jungle, Ranboo put a Go Pro on his head and looked at the surroundings. Online chat was amazed, and so was Chatboo!

Someone by the name of Chairified_407 saw a parrot in the background and donated 5 dollars to say a message.

"It's a gay bird. The gay has infected the birds."

Ranboo kept driving. Mon donated, "Hello streamer, so glad you aren't in New York right now! The jungles of Brighton look amazing, even though this is not geographically correct! Love this animal cam!"

A knock sounded on Ranboos car. He stopped and turned to look at the knock. It was a Chatboober, Appel!

"Hey, aren't you the guy from the DreamSMP? Big fan."

"Yes, I am! I am-" Ranboo was cut off.

"Hah, L no, you are broke. Get out of here before I run you over with my Gucci high heels." Appel flexed their high heels on ranboos car and made an itty-bitty scratch on it.

Ranboo got out of his car and towered over Appel. "You scratched my car."

"Yeah, so? What are you gonna do about it, loser?"

Ranboo lifted up his mask and tore off his sunglasses to reveal a face looking like it was ripped from a dangerous SCP and slapped onto a skinny content creator's head. His mouth was gaping wide open with sharp teeth ready to snap, crackle pop. He had three spiky tongues sticking out from his mouth that were wriggling all around. He had red and green eyes with slitted pupils like a lizard that bore into Appel's soul.

Ranboo went in to bite Appel as if he was an actual apple, but Appel caught his lower jaw and upper mouth in his hands, prying it open no matter how hard Ranboo tried to keep it closed. Appel raised his leg and kicked Ranboo square in the chest, sending him flying into a yellow tree with brown spots.

"You are even more mid in real life than watching your Twitch streams on my Super new mini power nintendo 23 ds i lite light micro xl ddl e uboy virtual advance pocket sp player & knuckles color cube 64 & watch entertainment system featuring dante from the devil may cry series also plays on 2ds." Appel scoffed, turning around to walk away in fashion.

The tree let out a demonic cry; even more demonic than Ranboo could ever be.

"You fool! You angered the celestial being!" Ranboo cried at him.

The celestial being started chanting in a language that had never been heard in centuries then spoke to them in English.

"You. Both of you. I am the great god Jesus Giraffe Christ. Your mortal religion is wrong, but Jesus Giraffe is real."

Ranboo and appel looked at each other. "Jesus Giraffe, forgive me for harming your divine legs, your pristine, shiny, mint condition legs. Do forgive me. But not Ranboo, kick him all you want. I'm out of here." Appel said, taking Ranboo's car and driving at 7000 miles per hour through the jungle, leaving Ranboo with Jesus Giraffe.

"J-Jesus." Ranboo stuttered, "I have written fanfiction about you. Look, it's called the Holy Bible." He took out a pocket sized version of the Holy Bible with the author name being Ranboo T. Beloved.

"You wrote this for me?" Jesus Giraffe's eyes started to water. "For ME?"

Jesus Giraffe started sobbing. "This is the greatest birthday present ever! How did you know my birthday was on the 26th of every month?! I bless you, Ranboo T. Beloved. Bless you."

Jesus Giraffe sailed off into the sunset. Ranboo looked into the sunset with a new mindset. Not a mid mindset, not a money flexer mindset: but a generous mindset. He walked out of the jungle with chat going wild about seeing Jesus Giraffe. Ranboo had a new heart and a new beginning. He would donate to charity and give to the poor. The chat gave him tens of thousands of millions of dollars and he donated most of it to charities like "No Mid People" and "No More Anti-Gays".

Ranboo was a changed man, and he changed the world. But he kept a lot of money for his Hatsune Miku car.