*in the morning*
Deku: "Kachan...I have tons of hickeys on me 😭 😭😭uwu, Everyone is going to see them.."
Bakugou: "don't worry my little teddy bear broccoli headed bitch😚, your .mine. now, ur not going anywhere👺"
Deku: O-OH😩UWU, also....I think I'm pregnant 🤰"
Bakugou: THE FUCK. *slaps deku and bakugou jumps out the window*
Deku: KACHAN.. WAIT!!!! *deku looks out the window* oh.. he's dead... YAYYYYY!! 😚😚❤️❤️💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃💃"
THE END 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😚😚😚😚🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😭😭😭😭😭🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰👺👺👺👺