Zekillera listened to the sound of AppleCrow retching up her drugged drink outside and DeathDash's loud snoring. The two of them clearly couldn't deal with drugs very well. One was going to end up coughing up her organs and the other would probably sleep for a decade. "Is Dashie going to be okay?" Lyra asked, watching the cyan pegasus with a wary gaze. "She'll be fine. Just give her and the crow of apples some time." Zekillera replied, turning her head to glance at the passed out pegasus. DeathDash suddenly snapped awake, "There's pudding everywhere!" She shouted, her voice slurred.
"You're awake my blue marshmallow!!" Lyra shouted excitedly, tackling the tired mare and rolling with her. She squealed, oblivious to Dash's horrified expression. "Oh! I missed your beautiful magenta eyes! They shine like the finest jewel!" She giggled, sitting up with DeathDash locked into a tight hug. "Someone...help..!" The cyan blue pegasus gasped, struggling to escape the obsessed unicorn.
"I'll save ya', Dash!" AppleCrow called from outside, popping up from the window before turning and throwing up everything in her stomach. "Is that blood?"
"Lyra, the minty one, come here. I have something for you to taste, it's so amazing you'll fall on your rear!" Zekillera stated suddenly, grabbing the unicorn and dragging her to the cauldron. Lyra perked up, "Really? Oooh, yay!" She cheered, dunking her head into the cauldron and practically drowning herself as she swallowed large gulps of it. Zekillera widened her eyes, "The effects will be too strong, this has gone very wrong!" She gasped, grabbing Lyra by her mane and yanking her away from the cauldron. Lyra's face dripped with a blue gooey liquid, the love melting from her eyes and turning into hatred. "Stupid showoff pegasus..." She muttered.
"Hey! I'm awesome!" DeathDash shouted, suddenly standing up and glaring at the unicorn. "I'm over twenty percent cooler than you!" Lyra turned to glare daggers at the female pegasus, suddenly charging her. "Oh, sweet Killestia!" DeathDash yelped, running away and leaping out the window, over a barfing AppleCrow, and into the darkness of EverDeath forest with Lyra at her tail.
Zekillera sighed, looking into the cauldron. "Maybe I can use the leftovers to drown Spike, give him a taste that'll make me shout 'yikes'." She mused, smirking suddenly as she turned to walk outside. "Crow, move on. Your belly is fine, it's not blood it's thick red wine." She stated as she walked past a worried AppleCrow.
AppleCrow looked up, "Wait, why was there wine in the drugs?" She called in confusion.
"I may be an alcoholic, I may not be. Point is, it's a maybe. Likely it spilled in, staining it red. Be happy you aren't dead!"
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Equestria's Madness (EDITING)
FanfictionIt's a cheery sort of madness we have here in Equestria! We've got colts who don't stop giggling, mares who behead passing civilians, and even a few stallions who'll just throw you into the Everdeath forest to be devoured by hungry creatures. Not AL...
