It's all fun and games til a bear joins in.

bonus.. :) (Ft. be-)

If you'd have told Hajime a few days ago he'd be getting his brains fucked out in a flimsy tent at four am, he'd probably punch you.

Then kazuichi had asked if he had wanted to go camping.

The shark toothed boy had been acting nervous ever since they'd gotten to their campsite, letting Hajime set up their tent and focusing on something in the trunk, which was weird, since kazuichi always helped set the tent up. He didn't immediately tackle Hajime and whine about the bugs, he didn't ask Hajime if they could go down to the beach, Nothing.

Needless to say, after dating for about two years, Hajime was worried. Kazuichi liked camping as much as he did, why was he so closed off this time? They trusted each other, the pinkette would come to Hajime if he needed to talk about something, and vice versa.
           He just shook it off after a minute or two, trusting his boyfriend.

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(Skipping to smut bc yes)

"Hajime?" Kazuichi whispered, lying next to said man in their tent. "Yeah? What's up Kaz?" He sat up, looking over to the mechanic. "So uh, I've been thinking about our sex life, and shit this is really hard to say- can we maybe try some new kinks?.." His boyfriend swore, blushing. Hajime was quiet for a second, it wasn't every night your lover asked to try out new kinks. "Which ones? You know I don't like exhibitionism." "No! No no no- I know you don't like that and I'm fine with it- I promise! I uh, could you maybe try calling me sir?.." His words hung in the air for a second, as Hajime processed them.

"Forget it, you don't have t-" "okay, sure." Hajime shrugged. It wasn't as bad, and he sorta liked the feel of the word on his tongue. "Okay, sir." Hajime corrected himself, smiling when kazuichi went red. "Kaz?.." he trailed off, seeing the lust gather in kazuichi's eyes. He grinned. "C'mere."

"No." Hajime blinked. "What? Sorry, did I misread th-" "you come here, I don't wanna roll over." "I-.. pfft. Okay sir." Hajime hummed, crawling over to his boyfriend's sleeping bag, kneeling beside him. "you didn't happen to bring lube, did you?-" "nope. I didn't plan on getting railed, sir." he popped the p, looking down at Kaz.

They broke into laughter, smiling softly at each other. "Should I blow you then sir?" Hajime asked when they'd calmed down, shifting. His pants were getting tighter. "Yeah, that's probably the most lube you're gonna get, but you'll do a good job for me right?.. angel." Hajime moaned quietly at the praise, surprising both of them. Kaz smirked "you have a praise kink?" "Shut up and let me suck your dick." Hajime groaned, pulling down the mechanic's pants and boxers. "Don't touch yourself yet, angel. Do you remember our safeword?" he rolled his eyes, grabbing kaz's dick in response. "yes sir, it's orange." he took the cock in his mouth, lapping at his tip with his tongue. Kaz groaned, gripping a hand in hajime's short hair. "Fuuuuck, you're so good at this.."

Hajime flushed, taking in his head as revenge, sucking harshly. Kaz just moaned out, praising Hajime as much as he could. The former reserve course student huffed, taking him down to the base and reaching a hand behind himself to toy with his ass, prepping himself for the main event.

The mechanic's eyes were shut from pleasure, hands scrambling for something to hold onto. "Oh my god- if you keep going I think I'll-" "OH MY FUCKING GOD- THERE'S A BEAR" Hajime shouted, ripping his head away from kaz's cock and grabbing his knife. "wha-" "THERE IS A FUCKING BEAR." "OH SHIT" The two glanced at each other, knowing they couldn't handle another bear fight right now.  The duo threw on as much as their discarded clothes as they could, before cutting a hole (zippers are annoying.) in the side of their tent and fleeing into the woods.