Joe Chin: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.

Noodle: Uh, this isn't really tilted. Or a tower.

Joe Chin: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.

Noodle: I'd like to be in the Friendzone! I like friends!

Joe Chin: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.

Noodle: I'm not a gamer! so maybe they'll respect me!

Joe Chin: That just makes you a beta cuck.

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