Ryan was birthed a nice and normal time in June. When he was a kid his mother made him cupcakes and cookies a lot like a lot of mothers did. He also played a sport that he was really bad at, baseball.
One day he was playing by himself at the park, like usual because he was alone most of the time while being an only child, and was practicing sick moves with a wiffle ball when he noticed a kid on the ground with a fabulous bowl cut.
This kid had his fingers gripped onto a red hat that looked awfully like Mario's and then Ryan realized, it was a Mario hat.
"STOP!!!! STTOPPPP!!!" The kid yelled attempting to pull the hat back.
"I'm not giving it back after you made that Crank Dat' Nerdy Boy video!" The harasser yelled. Ryan was filled with anger because he loved Mario. And that kid had a Mario hat.
"Enough! HEY! Enough." Ryan stunned the enemies and watched them almost immediately stop. They let go of Mario kid and approached Ryan before ripping the bat away from him and smacking him with it a few times.
After a few minutes they got bored and left, but unfortunately took Ryan's wiffle ball things with them. Ryan was almost immediately helped up by the Mario kid. Mario kid gave Ryan his Mario hat.
"Thanks for saving me. I'm Matthias- I mean Matthew H Watson, but also Matt." Matt introduced himself. Why the fuck did he say his full name? freak.
"Uhm ... I'm Ryan.." Ryan hesitantly took the hat and held it behind his back, "wanna come to my birthday party?"
"Yeah... I guess??" Matt shrugged, he got Ryan's address and found out where he had lived and the times for the party.
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Ryan sat and waited for guests to arrive for his party! He was really excited, but not excited for that freak to come. Not sure why he invited someone who introduces himself with his full name, but whatever.
It got later and later and no one had shown up for the party. Ryan was getting a little sad until he heard the doorbell ring. He got up and ran to the door. Ryan was extremely surprised to see the goofy ass Matthias...? Matthew H Watson from the park.
"Hi Ryan! I was to lazy to get you a present so take this half-assed card I drew you!" Matt gave the card with scribbles to him.
"Hey Matt.... This is great.." Ryan smiled and shoved the card in his pocket, "want to go play video games inside?"
"Oh! Yeah! Do you play Animal Crossing too?" Matt asked.
"Uhm. No Matt, that's gay." Ryan replied turning around and beginning the journey to his room.
"Oh.. Right." Matt looked at the ground before following behind him.
Matt and Ryan played a lot of video games.
A lot.
They played all throughout Elementary, Middle, and High school. They even played when they moved in together.
And when they started dating.
Ryan one day got up from playing video games to grab a box from the closet. Matt looked away from the TV and saw Ryan approach him.
"What's that?" Matt got up and looked in the box.
"It's a puppy! That's crazy cuz you know I'm a cat person..." Matt smiled through the pain of not having a cat, but instead having a dog.
"Yeah, I named him Jackson." Ryan ignored the statement about him being a cat person.
Ryan and Matt did a lot of things with their new puppy, which included camping and many other fun activities.
Ryan and Matt got married.
And now we're preparing for a baby.
Ryan painted the walls of the new room pink, with Jackson and his hubby. Matt walked away for a few seconds, it was peaceful. Until Matt began yelling.
Matt was rushed to the hospital by Ryan. They were brought the emergency room where they were told that the experiment failed and Matt would not be able to have a baby and the hospital was not willingly to try again.
When they were discharged they drove to the local orphanage where they met a cool ass baby named Chloe. Matt hugged Chloe and brought them to the car.
In the car, Jackson was a bit confused to see Chloe, but warmed up quickly. Chloe and Jackson quickly became best buds. They bathed together and did many other things. Chloe and her new parents became close and bonded a lot!
However one day, they were all outside and Jackson accidentally knocked a ball with his dog nose into the road where he was hit by a car!
"Nooo!" Ryan cried, holding Jackson. Jackson licked Ryan's tears and d worded.
Years passed.
Chloe ran up to Ryan and handed him a phone because someone was calling. He had quickly found out it was the hospital! Because Matt was in the hospital. Ryan quickly drove to the hospital and ran to the room.
The news was broken....
Matt had Lyme disease.
Treatment for Lyme was so much money because he needed extra medication because he was attacked by 18 ticks all at the same time.
Ryan tried to work off the money by doing let's play but he was very busy tending to Matthew and was frequently interrupted during streams which would upset the viewers.
Ryan went to the bar because he wanted to and a man came behind him.
"Join the military with me you get money." This random man said. Ryan didn't know his name, but they were going together.
Ryan said bye to Chloe and Matt and went off to the army.
The first battle, Ryan and his new friend hid behind the same rock. Ryan's friend got shot !!! Oh no! The shoot got more aggressive and Ryan realized he was going with Mr. Friend guy. He pulled out the card Matt made him. Which now had photos of him and his life. He then had motivation and fought. Then he RIPED.
his grave that was also matt's grave cuz he died of chronic lyme disease and there was a mario hat on the grave the end
