My Problem With Life

My Problem With Talkative People

Ola

Hello

Zdravo

Hallo

Aloha

Hola

and Bonjour.

This line of people saying hello in different languages above is just an example of what annoys me to the end.

People Talking.

Sure, it's great to communicate your feelings and all that jazz, but do you really need to tell me what you ate during your cousin's, fiance's, neighbor's, granddaughter's wedding? I mean seriously, how big was this wedding?

What frustrates me the most is when I'm listening to music through my ear-buds, you know, daydreaming of what it would be like if the artist decided to serenade you in front of the entire world? Then the kid next to you is all like, "Hey everybody, let's look at Marise for a while until she gets creeped out because she can't hear us!"

Then when you realize everyone has been staring at you, waiting for you to answer the question that you don't even know of?

Or worse, when you tell somebody about what you did over the weekend? Well, for me, this is what happens during such a conversation:

ME: So yeah, I went to the beach and just read a book for a while

RANDOM KID: Oh that's so cool! You know once my cousin's, fiance's, neighbor's, granddaughter went on a cruise to the Maldives, then she saw a whale, the then whale followed the ship, and then the whale did this backflip in the water which was so cool. You know, that reminds me of this one time I was at the fair, and my friend Rachel and I were on the Ferris wheel and we could see really far into the ocean, and then on the horizon I saw a cruise ship and I was all like "Woah, I wanna go there"....

Yeah, so the conversation goes on like that, but I normally zone out around the part where they say "Oh that's so cool!"

Yup, I have a short attention span. Can you really blame me?

So yeah...I'm just going to end this chapter here... Cheerio?