Hiya, I put my heart and soul into this non-fiction tribute to my shin tsukimi wig, please enjoy! :D PLEASE DON'T READ THIS NEAR ANYONE RESPECTABLE, for your own sake!!
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. I have to drag myself out of bed to turn the wretched sound that is my 7 am alarm off, but I am WAY too tired to get up from this damp pillow, let alone go to work at 9. I have a feeling that I fell asleep crying on the bed last night while eating chocolate ice cream, this is quickly verified by the large brown stain on my shirt that I see in my reflection. I start to recall just WHY I ended up crying, or rather, WHO hurt me.
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7:30 AM:
My ming is reeling, I don't know what to feel about my husbands departure, He just saw woman on the street and before my eyes he was proposing to her! He said that he couldn't stand me as his wife when there are better women out there. I started crying again, I went to get my chocolate ice cream, but I ran out last night. I NEED more. NOW.
7:45 AM:
I got ready, my pain and suffering can wait. My ice cream can't, my ex-husband took the Nissan Pathfinder, I have to walk to the local convenience store. I think I look alright, people wouldn't think I was suffering inside seeing this, right?
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8:10 AM:
I am in physical pain, I ran all the way here. People were looking at me weirdly and I put on those strange toe-socks so my feet feel very odd right now. I walk into the building, where I see an ugly tall man with hair that looks, smells, and, I assume, tastes like moldy lettuce. He was standing next to the ice cream, his shopping basket was half full with ice cream sundae supplies. There was only one mint chocolate chip tub left, and goddammit that tub was as good as mine all ready. This crusty man with the ugly hair looks at an employee behind him. It's Shin Tsukimi, I know this man baby from school, and I almost feel bad for him because he has, clearly, not outgrown his shyness and awkwardness yet. Shin taps him on the back, so the gross tall person might be a regular at this mediocre shop.
"Midori? I could just g-get one from the back for you?"
So that's the lettuce uggos name, ew. This 'Midori' character turns around and says:
"No, I want THAT one."
I AM PEEVED. I am not going to eat my ice cream from the back, I WANT IT NOW. So I told Midori that I would turn him into mint chocolate chip ice cream. APPARENTLY neither of them liked that. So I tried to throw my toe sock at Midori, but I accidentally missed and hit the poor little beanie man. I put my shoe back on, paid for MY ice cream and walked home alone LIKE A GIRLBOSS.
8:35 AM:
I sat down, put on my favorite show, Phineas and Ferb, and I started to BAWL my eyes out. I'm a very sad person. I talk to my fellow girlbosses on the phone for 40 minutes.
9:15 AM:
I called my employer to tell her that I am ill, I'm not physically but emotionally. As I started to watch Phineas and Ferb again, I heard light knocking, like, VERY light. Eh, probably a mouse or some other stupid rodent.
9:20 AM: There is something in my household. It entered my bathroom, where my laundry is, and has been MUNCHING on my socks. I do not want to know who or what it is. I am terrified right now! At least I'm not lonely anymore!!
