Monsters (Five x Male!reader)

An unfortunate jump - 1. chapter

Trigger warnings: Mature language

When the men jumped into 2018 they both turned into their thirteen year old bodies. Their black suits were now too big for their figures and both of their faces looked too cute nobody could ever tell that they were actually professional hitmen.

"Does anyone else see the number Five or is it just.. me?" asked one of Five's brothers Nervously. Five looked around the place and then at Y/N. "Shit" Five was still looking around when all of the sudden Y/N broke the silence. "OOoh Five you shithead! Fuckkk i knew something was wrong with it!!" While the confused boys were still lying on the ground, all of the siblings watched them.

Time skip

"So this is your family?" Asked Y/N. All of them were now in the kitchen. Five was making a marshmallow sandwitch, Y/N was standing behind him looking around the place and all the others were just watching. "Sadly, yes. Yes... this is my family." Y/N looked at them and a weird man with a skirt waved at him with a cocky smile spreading across his face. He was the only one smiling at the moment which was also another weird thing about him. Was he high?

Five sighed while he was reaching for a toast bread. "What's the date..?" He said while grabbing it. "The exact date actually"

"Uhh twenty fourth?"A strange looking woman responded. She had medium long brown hair and she wore a black leather coat.

"Of what?" Five put the toast bread down and opened his favourite peanutbutter.

"March"

"..good.." Five spreaded the peanut butter across his bread and put marshmallows in it.

"S-so are we gonna talk about what just happened?" Asked a big man who looked scary but sweet at the same time. Is that even possible?

Five didn't mind responding.

"Its been seventeen years, five, what the fuck?" The man said as he stood up and got closer to him. As soon as Y/N saw that he immediately stepped next to Five to protect him.

"You know.. It's been a lot longer that that." Five said as he calmed Y/N down.

He just looked at the big man and then took another two pieces of bread.

"Where'd you go?" Asked another one of Five's siblings that had a scar across his eyebrow. He seemed like if he tried to hide the fact that he was worried. Like if he'd never show his weakness.

"The future. It's shit by the way"

"Called it!" Said the obviously high person with a smirk face.

"aah i should've listened to the old man." Whinced Five as he spreaded peanut butter on another bread.

"You know, jumping through space is one thing.."

He then put marshmallows in it "..on the other hand jumping through time is.. Not as i expected." Five then took a look at Y/N and at his siblings.

It took him some extra time to look at his high brother who was wearing a black skirt.

"Nice dress Klaus." "Danke!" He responded. He was too high for saying anything else so he was glad that his sister cutted him out.

"H-How did you even get back..?" She was too curious at this point. She couldn't not ask.

"Th-" Started Five but Y/N cutted him out. "In a nutshell, he literally just put our minds into our thirteen year old bodies"

"i- What?" Asked the scary man now fully showing his vulnerability.

"You'd get it if you were smarter" Added Five. He gave Y/N a sandwitch and took a bite of his own one.

The man was at this point too mad to hold himself back, so he stood up to fight Five, however the big baby stopped him. "How long have you been there?"

Five took another bite of his sandwith soon followed by Y/N. "...uhhh forty five years" He said with his mouth full.

Everyone looked at the boys even more confused, if that's even possible. The gorilla sat back down. "So you're.. fifty eight?.." He asked. "In fact, his mind is fifty eight.. However his body is still unfortunately thirteen. Mine too actually" Responded Y/N instead of Five. Everyone was at this point staring at him.

"Who even is that person, Five?" Asked the woman who to this moment didn't say a word.

"This? Oh yeah. He's my friend." Said Five while trying to hide the fact that he was actually really exited to talk about his favourite man.

"Wow, you've got friends?" Asked one of the siblings sarcastically. "Well we work together."

Five kept eating his sandwitch and then looked at a piece of newspaper which had a photo of his father on the cover. "Oh my i missed the funreal didn't i?" He asked acting as if he was concerned, which he obviously was not.

"How'd you know?"

"What part of the future do you not understand?" Five putted the paper down.

"Well you know, it's nice to see nothing's changed." He said as he took Y/N's hand and pulled them with him. The woman with blonde braids noticed Five's attidue towards Y/N and smiled a little. 'Just friends huh' She thought, however she remained silent.

"Uh- That's it? That's all you're gonna say?"

"What else is there to even say?" Screamed Five who was heading into his room, still with a sandwitch in his hand, still with a pretty boy behind him.

It took a while but both of the boys arrived to Five's room.

897 Words in, lots more to go.