Me: pls don't lick my foot✋
My baby cousin: eyes likes tou lik tour foooooooooooot 👁👄👁
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My baby cousin: *steals my uncles shoe and runs upstairs with it* *throws it down the stairs *
My uncle: get that shoe-
My baby cousin: *speed running down the stairs*
My uncle: -QUICK
my not baby cousin: *grabs the shoe*
My baby cousin:*pyrodactle screeches*
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My baby cousin:*punches my uncle* PUNCH BUGGY *punches him 30 more times* NO PUNCH BACKS
My uncle: were in the house. There are no punch buggy's in here!
My baby cousin: I don't love tou anymore
👁👄👁
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My baby cousin: *does something he's not supposed to be doing*
My uncle: you little rascal!!!! I'm text mama!
(Five minutes later) ur momma said u r a scoundrel!
My cousin: I tell tour momma tat tou a scouuundrel >:C
My cousin has done things I can explain today
