Sauls Notgoodman

lmaoo ok pov: your Francesca but this is an alternate ending (?)

The office had closed an hour ago, you wouldve left earlier if it wasnt for the piles of paperwork you had to fill. Hell, half of these wernt even for you to fill out, they were his.

Saul 'Almighty' Goodman.

You used to wonder what happened to the man youd met back all those years ago. After all these years working for him youd slowly loose interest in the question. You dont get paid enough to care.

What started as a small favor turned into a side job. One little form led to stacks. Throughout the whole week you hadnt been able to get home on time. You wernt afraid to communicate on the the stress this caused you.

All you would get was a "What do I pay you for" in response.

As if being surrounded by shitty criminals all day wasnt enough.

Finally fed up with his douche-siness, you figured youd just drop off the stacks at his desk and leave. It wasnt really a solid plan but what else could you do.

On your way to his office you noticed how...loud it was? You couldve sworn youd heard him talking. He was probably on the phone.

You figured youd just knock and leaves the papers with him. Sounded easy.

Quickly you set the stack of documents on the floor before your right hand reached for the doorhandle while your left shifted into a fist.

*knock*

*knock*

No response. Weird. Your boss was known for his mouth, its what made him so good at his job. Maybe he fell asleep? But wasnt he just on the phone?

"SAUL"

Still no response.

Hesitantly, you slowly turned the knob. Quietly poking your head into the room you caught sight of you boss. He looked in an unprofessional matter.

There was a tupperware container half full of spaghetti right in front of him. His pants were unzipped and his shirt was untucked exposing his pale middle. His hands were placed right over it almost in a protective manner. Was he.. blushing?

You couldnt help but notice his labored breathing as you recalled his fly was down.

"God... Saul what were you..."

"Right here.

At work."

You wernt even pissed off, you were just disappointed. Youd think someone with his status would have some decency.

He didnt even try to hide his embarrassment. The blush in Goodmans face was all that was visible on his face

"wh-"

"W-hat? no NO YOUVE GOT IT WRONG. Its n-NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I- I SWEAR."

Even voice was cracking.

"You know what?
Im not even going to-.."

You sighed before bending down to reach for the heavy stack. Making eye contact once again, you continued to walk his direction and drop the papers on his desk.

Your curiosity got the best of you as you took a quick glance at his gut. You noticed a small bulge under palm. He was doing a terrible job at covering it, half of it was still exposed.

To some degree you couldve sworn youd seen it shift. Or maybe you were just sleep deprived. Whatever it was you didnt care enough to question it further.

After finally dropping off the stack, you began to slowly head to the lobby, you still had to clean up and grab your purse.

"WAIT", Saul eagerly shouted directly at you, before roughly pushing the container away from him.

Sighing deeper, you turned back to face your employer.

"What." you didnt even try to hide how tierd you were, you just wanted to get home and hope your roommates were out.

"Look-listen, I wasnt yknow.."

" I had a bad lunch yea? I couldnt find any pills for it, I had to use the old fashioned way..", He began to whine out.

He sounded ashamed. As he began to pull his shirt down a loud noise came from his gut. This had to be the reddest youd ever seen him.

He quietly let out an akward laugh as he tightly held on his midsection.

"Uh-huh." You wernt even concerned anymore, you turned back and continued walking to your original direction.

You were so tired you didnt even bother to clean up, you just pushed everything to one side and figured youd get it sorted out the following day.

"Hey dont forget to lock and turn off all the lights before you leave, the light bill came higher this month", your voice slowly began to become more and more distant as you walked out the door.

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