yn becomes a stripper

yn finds the ad

hi im yn im blod haird, blue eyed, and im 4'2 deet tall 

            i walk into my laywer job and i bend down to check my high heals were high healing if you get whaat im daying 

      when i bent down i saw a small piece of paper and i picked it up and turned it aroynd; it was an ad for a strip club who was hiring

i decide to go to the strip club, what bad could really happen? plus, i hate my job

i leave the office and go to the elavator and press p1 and the button was surrounded by purple lumpy dots and under it was brail for p1. by the time i was done thinking the eavator dinged and i stepped out as the doors were half way done opening

i step out into the cold parking lot located under the building i look into my brown purse and i search for my parking ticket so i could leave the lot w/o a ticket, im already poor i dont need more debt to pay i can barley pay the bills and afford my medication for fucks sake because my insurance only pays 10 perecnt, i know its not alot being covered but its the only insurance i can barley even afford. you may wonder how i work as a lawyr but can barely get by, well im only an intern so im not even a lawyer yet so im getting payed barley enough since i work at a gas station part time to cover all my expenses 

im hoping this stripper job will work out for me, im really ugly so i probably wont get anywhere but the world has crazy fetishes so you never know. 

anyways lets go back to the beggining, my parents died before i was born so i never rlly knew them i grew up with my grandpa who would throw cold peas at me when he was mad. i killed him with apple seeds. if you didnt know apple seeds can be toxic if one ingested enough since it does contain cyanide like cherry seeds. no one ever found out it was me. i was 17 at the time so i went to foster care but no one enated me since i was a teenager and my birthday was in 6 months anyway so i was probably gonna get adopted. while i was in f9ster care one of the nurses really liked me  bc i reminded her of her dead grand daughter, she saved up money for me to go to college, i went to law school and im here now, -- 

back to now, i look for my blue old rusty toyota compact edition 1969 i look for abt 10 secinds and see it, before crossing i see a car so i wai ttill it passes by then i speed walk to my car and i go into my purse -onece again and look for my car keys then i felt sometime cold and metalic and u take it out and take the black electronic key out and unlock my car and get in and start driving out the lot. once i get to the exit the gaurd pullls me over to see my parking ticket i show it to him and leave. i drive to the address on the ad card 

i pull up to the shop and and look at the glass door that says hiring strippers

i go in and look to see this hunky meaty babe and go up to him and tell him im a stripper looking for cash 

btw i took my shirt off in the car so id look more stripper like, so i was only wearing my bra that held my quadruple z cups 

he said ok and let me to the back

69 yrs later 

"thats how i met your grandpa,'' i tell my grabdkids 

then i die of mono 1 week later