Freeloader

Person gets invited to payed 3 weeks' vacation on the Bahamas at someone else's vacation home. Person agrees. Person gets introduced to property rules:

1. Allowed to sleep for as long as it feels like it.

2. Allowed to stay up for as long feels like it.

3. Allowed to do absolutely nothing.

4. Allowed to go to the property beach as much as it wants to.

5. Allowed to cook if it pleases her. (Assuming that the person eats, and doesn't have a strict diet protocols that has to be followed.)

6. All the food and drinks (alcohol included) that are founded on the property, if eaten and drunk had to be replaced.

7. It is not allowed to invite outsiders who aren't on the guest list onto the property.

8. It is strictly forbidden to give property keys to others who aren't on the guest list.

9. It is strictly forbidden to consume recreational drugs while on the property.

Person reads and agrees to house rules. Sets sail.

Second day upon arrival, the person starts consuming various foods and drinks that has been found on the property. The person complains because of the amount of food and drinks that are on property. Person starts complaining that all the foods and drinks that are found on the property, aren't in the "healthy" amount, in fact person is outrages because of the "unhealthy amount of commodity reserves" that are found on the property. Person goes on and on about the amount of the commodity reserves. When told to please stop talking about the commodity reserves, person goes ballistic.

Person is told not to worry about it, because to be fair, it is quite a common thing to have a commodity reserve, when on a holiday.

Third day upon arrival, the person complains that all the food and drinks that she ate and drunk so far are way too "expensive", and that she will not have the money enough to replace them. That, however doesn't stop her from consuming them.

By the end of week one, of the payed vacation, person suddenly decides that the wine cellar and the liquor bar found on the property needs to be cleaned out by her.

Person gets a warning, that she is expected to buy and replace everything she drinks. Person gets mad. Person is reminiscent of the rules she read and agreed to, before her arrival. Person expresses her regrets, and complains about the rules. Person is told that those are the rules that were presented to her and that she agreed to, and therefore needed to be respected. Person disagrees.

Second week of payed holiday, person decides that from now on, she expects the property owner to feed her for free. That said, she expects while on the payed holiday, to be treated like a princess, even though she hasn't offer nor shown anything in return, to expect that demand to be fulfilled. Person gets warned that she is in no position to demand such a thing, and if she continues to act like that, she will be escorted from the property. Person gets angry. Person goes on and on, how she "sacrificed" three weeks of her life to go on the payed vacation in Bahamas, and is now being treated like a nobody. Person gets an explanation that her sacrificed holiday was being payed by the property owner, and therefore she is allowed to go back home if she doesn't feel comfortable by staying. Person says that she will not do such a thing, and insists on staying on the property on her "well earned" payed vacation.

On the third day of the second week of the payed vacation, person expresses her desire to use recreational drugs with a friend who she invited to come and stay at the property. The property owner warns person, that the outsiders that aren't on the guest list, aren't allowed to come on the property. Person complains about the insane prison like rules, that she never agreed to. Person complains that the property is big enough to accommodate a small troupe of people, and that she is aware that there is a plenty of food and drinks, so she doesn't really understand why the property owner doesn't want to allowed outsiders to come on his property. The property owner explains the rules again, without giving further explanation on why he has set rules about his property to the person. Person gets really upset.

On the fifth day of the second week of the payed holiday, the person is caught stealing the expensive bottles of wine. After the further inspection, the property owner has found out that almost all liquor has been diluted with either water, either tea. He chooses not to say anything at that moment.

On the first day of the third week of the payed holiday, the person is caught stealing pillow cases, towels and teaspoons. After the owner of the property draws attention to the mysterious disappearance of certain items from the property, the person justifies that this a completely normal thing, and that when people go on vacations, hotels know that clients will take towels and bathroom items home. The owner of the property draws attention to the fact that the house she is staying at isn't in fact a hotel. Person disagrees, while trying to explain that the owner of the property is already too rich, and consequently taking some items out of the house, will not be too much of a problem for him to replace.

The fourth day of the third week of the payed vacation, person casually informs the property owner that she has invited the local people she met while on the Island, that there will be a private party at the property. The owner of the property forbids it, person gets very upset because she already "sent" the invitations. That entire day, person spent trying to persuade the property owner to allow the private party anyway. The owner of the property informs her that there will be NO PARTY, and that is she continues to insist, she will be escorted from the property.

In the early hours of the day before last of the third week of the payed vacation, person gets escorted from the property, without her baggage.

Upon further inspection, it was determined that the person took all her clothes out of her 3 suitcases and replaced them with:

1. Two bottles of 1997 Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru

2. 2 sets of silver cutlery

3. 8 Piece Frette Triplo Bourdon Bath Towels

4. 2 sets of Egyptian cotton bedding's

5. An iPad case, iPad and iPad charger

6. 2 pairs of prescription glasses

7. Remote for the TV

8. 20 small bags of dried fruits

9. 2 rolls of toilette paper

10. A vintage box of Danish biscuits containing sewing accessories

11. First aid kit

12. Property spare keys

13. 1 coconut

14. A vintage piggy bank in the shape of a Big Ben

15. 24 vanilla scented candles

16. 2 pouches containing dried lavender

17. 2 large bags of frozen Gamberi (Prawns)

18. 6 pack of mixed cooking herbs

19. 100 capsules of Nespresso

20. 100pcs/set Pet Eye Wet Wipes