*A man walks into a bar named "Pig Blades"*
Techno: "Ah Mr. President, what a nice surprise."
Tubbo: "Well technically I'm not your president because you live just outside of my nation."
Techno: "Exactly, I want nothing to do with L'Manberg after my last incident with the withers."
Tubbo: "You know I could arrest you right now, correct?"
Techno: "Yes, so my question is why don't you, and why are you in my bar!"
Tubbo: "Well, you are the infamous, Mister Pig, aren't you? I wanted to hire you for a job."
Techno: "Me! A job! Isn't that Illegal?"
Tubbo: "Yes but, I am the president, I make the laws here."
Techno: "Fair enough, so what's the job?"
Tubbo: "I want you to rescue a friend of mine called TommyInnit. You might've heard of him."
Techno: "Might have heard of him! I worked with him for a period! You know, Pogtopia?"
Tubbo: "Techno, I was there! Anyways, all we know is that he's in a remote desert near the Atlantic. You have one week starting tomorrow."
Techno: "Hey I never said I was doing it, I-"
Tubbo: "12 stacks of Diamonds, that's your payment. Maybe more maybe less, depending on how it goes."
Techno: "I'm in."
Tubbo: "Great, then this means we're done with this conversation, get some rest techno, you'll need it. Meet me at the border, noon. Oh and one more thing!"
Techno: "Yeah?"
Tubbo: "I like your tie, really brings out your pink hair!"
*As Tubbo walks away and goes through the doors, leaving his bar, Techno thinks to himself*
Techno: "What. The. Hell."
The Technoblade Chronicles: Day 1
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The Technoblade Chronicles
FantasyAfter Alex's death I thought I wanted to make something Technoblade or Minecraft related, this is it.
