onceler x grinch

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grinch was slouching on his couch sloppily while max was laying on his lap snoozin rootin and tootin. he was was watching gay carp as he was thinking, his vision blurred out from the intense critical thinking moment. what is this feeling? it's like a need for social contact with another person. he thought slowly and carefully as his vision focused back on the TV, it had these two guys holding hands smiling at each other as they embraced each others gaze. this feeling was, loneliness. suddenly his train of thought was interrupted by the sound of the doorbell and max barking so fucking loud you could hear it from outside the dust speck. once he opened the door his life changed

there he stood. oh gosh diggity dawg. he thought standing in front the most stunning person he has ever seen.

"hello my good sir! would you be interested in buying a thneed? it has so many uses-" the guy's voice fades away slowly

the green furry stared in astonishment as his voice was blurred out. suddenly he had this feeling in his chest like this inching warmth of lust and attraction towards this man, as if his heart wanted to jump out of his chest and embrace him, the same feeling from the TV.

"uh hello?" the seller giggled waving his hand in front of the fuzzy pear-shaped creature of some sort

"oh uhm hi, sorry, i'm running of two minutes of sleep" he flushed, looking away

"no no it's fine! i'm the onceler and i'm wondering if you would like to buy a thneed?"

"what in the fuckery fuckers is a thneed" grinch questioned picking up the barking max

the onceler showed off the different ways you could style such a thing and grinch noticed how cute he looked doing it. he felt that same feeling again and then got snapped back to reality.

"no." he sneered and shut the door in the advertisements face as snow blew onto him

"well i'll be here if you need me." he blew a kiss at him through the slight crack that grinch opened to see him leave

the cold hearted who quickly closed the crack and saw a card emerge from the door. a business card? he asked himself. he turned it over and it read the onceler's phone number included with a heart. grinch felt a fuzzy feeling in his chest as a slight smirk appeared on the grumpy furry as he looked at the number with the heart by it.

by the time it was supper he finished his dinner with max and took him on a quick walk throughout whoville scaring anyone who dared crossed his path when suddenly, he heard a familiar voice parading through the streets. it was him. that stupid little heart warmer the grinch had a memory moment to this morning as he felt the feeling of somebody heading towards him. he was officially back.

"hey my grumpy little fella!" the onceler cheered ruffling his bush of hair growing on top of his head.

"la la la la blah blah" grinch made a mouth with his hands and started mimicking the onceler, snickering

once the onceler giggled something inside the furry cactus lightened up and he slowly put his hand down giving a slight smirk which the onceler caught ever so slightly. he never noticed how adorable he was when he wasn't angry and wished to see this side of him more often

"are you flirting with me grinchy?" the onceler suddenly got closer to him making him flustered

"maybe i am? wanna make something of it?" he asked with a smug look on his face lifting up his dog once again

the onceler booped him nose and sent him on his way shooing him as the who's around watched of discombobulation.

what have i gotten myself into 🙁