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"I'm gonna be honest with you. I hate sororities, and I hate you. For years, I've seen the damage these so called sisterhoods have had on young girls." Cathy Munsch said but they call her Dean BoxMunch
"Do you like to munch box because your last name is Munsch, or is that just a coincidence?" Chanel said
"First of all, I'm not lesbian. Second, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Because you see, Out in the real world people don't talk that way to other people. It's not normal. Now, I'm not sure if you're aware, but I'm no longer associate dean. After dean Reynolds's unfortunate passing over the summer, I was promoted to her position." Dean Munsch said
"Well, that sure sounds suspicious." Chanel said
"Yes. I snuck into the home of my 80 year old colleague of 20 years and dropped a radio in her bathtub so I could get a 5% raise. Take your glasses off." Dean Munsch says
Chanel takes her glasses off.
"Now, dean Reynolds's oversight of Greek life at this school was so negligent, that it bordered on the criminal. And Kappa is the source of rampant reports of alcoholism, prescription drug abuse, racism, as well as allegations of bestiality." Dean Munsch said
"No one forced that goat to get drunk. That's on him." Chanel said
"But all of it is like children playing in a sandbox, compared to horrors that occurred at Kappa last Spring. And this is the final police report on the assault on you presidential predecessor at Kappa, Melanie Dorkus." Dean Munsch said
"That girl was a bitch, who thought she was all that because her family founded the Olive Garden and she had no gag reflex.
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"My main problem with you, Chanel, is that you're short. And historically, short people, are sneakily backstabbers, like napoleon or Paul Shaffer." Melanie Dorkus said
"I asked, but the dry cleaner said they couldn't rush the clothes. I'm so sorry." Chanel said
"I'm not finished." Melanie said "I could actually handle that you built like a Thai lady boy, but what I can't stand is that you think you're my heir apparent. The Greek system is under fire all over the country. The next persistent of this house has to be willing to dance with the devil himself, to keep this thing of ours going. And, baby, you ain't got it. I'm sorry, Chanel. You're no longer invited on my plane to Punta Mita for spring break." Melanie said
"No. Please don't do this to me. Don't you want me to spray-tan you? I have it all ready." Chanel said
"No, Chanel. I would honestly rather not have you around." Melanie said
Chanel stormed off.
"Okay. Someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith." Melanie said
A girl with brown hair a navy blue top and a yellow skirt. Grabs the spray-tanner and starts to spray Melanie. She starts to scream and the girl keeps spraying her, Melanie grabs the curtain in attempt to try to keep her up, but fails, and she falls anyway. The three girls in the room with her scream and run away. Melanie looks up to see a red devil and she screams once again.
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"The police still can't figure out who filled that tank with hydrochloric acid. You know what I think? I think you did it. I think you knew with her out of the way, Kappa would be yours for the taking." Dean Munsch said
"Hmm. I'm flattered. But like the final police report says, The manufacturer of said spray tan settled with Melanie out of court. It's good enough for my an the DA, who, last I heard, considers the case closed." Chanel said
"This is personal for me, Chanel. You represent everything that is wrong with young girls nowadays, and I'm gonna take you and your so called kingdom you call a sorority down, and I'm gonna start by revoking it's charter." Dean Munsch said
Someone knocked on the office door.
"Chanel, I can take it from here. Gigi Caldwell. Hi. Hi, hi, hi. I'm president of the national chapter of Kappa Kappa Tau." A woman named Gigi said as she walked in
"What is that skirt?" Chanel said
"Uh, it Forenza. Yeah. So, um, you can't revoke our charter. I'm so sorry. That'll be up to the board of trustees." Gigi said
Dean Munsch Laughs
"Your organization might wanna find a lawyer." Dean Munsch said
"I am the lawyer. I graduated summa cum laude from a fourth-tier law school in the Caribbean, so I'm a pretty smart cookie." Gigi says
"Okay, you can't let her revoke our charter. My career depends on it. Every year, the head of Kappa gets a year-long internship with Good Morning America and Kappa sister Diane Sawyer. How else will I become a news anchor?" Chanel says
"Are you done? Okay, Chanel, why don't you head back to the house and start getting it ready for rush. It's gonna be a totally rad one this year. We have a side boob mixer, followed by a white party, where everyone is encouraged to wear/be white." Gigi says
"I'm regards to your fatwa against me Dean Box Munch, I'm sure you are aware that my daddy is the largest donor to this university's endowment. I would not get personal with me sweetheart. I don't fight fair." Chanel says and leaves
"I may not be able to revoke its charter today, but there is no way that Kappa, at least the way it's constituted now, is surviving the year" Dean Munsch says to Gigi
"You know what? I could not agree with you more. May I make a suggestion?" Gigi says
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Teen Fiction(Y/n) is a young girl who got into Wallace university, she wanted to be apart of the Kappa House, so she went, and met a girl named Grace and became very good friends with her. Y/n being in love with Boone and trying to deal with the killings around...
