Are you...Purgeturbed? A Tom Cassell Fan-Fiction

Somebody Call the Police

*Autumn's POV - 2 hours later - 8pm (don't question me :3)*

I sit in my car, smiling a small smile, dialing Sonja's number. "Sonj."

"Autumn? Whats going on?"

"Well, remember that I had a collab to do with Mark?"

"Yeah..."

"Well, he tried to make a move on me."

"That dick!"

"So, I'm sitting in the car outside Tucker's house. I'm going out. You want to come?"

"HELL YEAH" She says, running out of the house with a dress on and shoes and purse in her hands. "Where we going?"

"The Sayers Club."

"They're fucking exclusive! How are we going to get in?"

"You're dating Tucker, and I'm married to Tom. We'll get in."

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*Later*

"What do you mean we can't get in?"

"You can't."

"I'm married to Tom Cassell! Or Tom Syndicate! Or TheSyndicateProject! Or the guy on Youtube who has 8.7 Million subscribers?!"

"I'm dating Tucker Boner! Or IIJERIICHOII! Or that other guy on Youtube who has 788K subscribers!?"

"Fine fine. Come in. Tell Tom and Tucker Sam said hi."

"Will do." I walk in, the sound of All Time Low's song, I feel Like Dancin' bursting our eardrums. "I TOLD YOU!" Deja Vu, alright.

"I DIDN'T DOUBT YOU! LETS GO GET A DRINK!" She yells, dragging me to the bar. "ONE MANHATTAN AND-"

"A BOURBON!" I yell, the bartender pouring our drinks before I feel my purse vibrate. It's probably Tom or Tucker.

Tom <3 *insert beer emoji* : Where are you?

Me: Sayers with Sonj. Tell Tucker that I stole his gf

Tom <3 *insert beer emoji* : Fine...call me for a ride home

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*5 Drinks Later and 5 hours later*

"Sonj...we have to go home..." I murmur against my minds requests to keep drinking. One more drink and I'll be gone. Trust me. I walk up to Sonja, who is walking towards a pole. Nononoonooonoo. "SONJ!" I yell, turning her around and pulling her out of the club.

"Whats going on? Why are we leaving?"

"We have to, Sonj."

I push the speedial for Tom, hearing his tired but alert voice. "Hello?"

"Tom...we need a ride...please..." I say, murmuring into the phone while keeping an eye on a drunk Sonja.

"Where are you? I'll bring Tuck to bring the car."

"Sayers..."

"I'll be there in two minutes. Be safe. Love you."

"Love you!" I say, hanging up the phone while keeping an eye on Sonja. A few minutes later, Tom pulls up with Tucker in the passenger seat.

"Sonja!" Tucker says, helping her into the car and off the grass where she was playing. Like a good girl. Or a drunk 23 year old girl. "What the hell were you doing?"

"I was playing..."

"Well, come on, love. Let's go home." He helps her into the car before Tom walks over to me.

"Now you, young lady."

"What?"

"You were very naughty today."

"What you gonna do about it? Punish me?" I wink before I go to walk past him, feeling him grab my arm.

"I'm thinking about it."

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OOOOH ;-;

Sonja and Autumn are very naughty girls ;)

QOTD: Who are your favorite bands/singers? Mine are (at the time): ATL, MCR, The Cab, twenty one pilots, and Pentatonix :P

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