The Lucius Logs

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It started off a normal night working at the vhs store. When all of a sudden I saw a guy running in holding his precious delicate cheeks asking for the bathroom. I scrambled to assist him towards the bathroom in the back of the store. I went back to the register and layed my head down when all of a sudden I heard the front door of the store open again. Rolling my eyes, I lifted my head up to see a man walk in heading straight towards the horror section. I sighed and said "Welcome into the Budussy Wussy Pattussy store!!" The guy raised his hand and flipped me off. I rolled me eyes and mumbled "Asshole." I heard a loud fart and a sudden stench fill the store it was enough to almost make me pass out, I could've sworn I saw the gates of hell for a second. I heard a flush and then a bang. Both me and the man browsing the tapes looked towards the bathroom door as we watched the door open and a man limp out of the bathroom with the largest shit stain I've ever seen on the back of his pants followed by the sound of the bathroom door slowly shutting closed. I furrowed my brows and walked over to the bathroom door and opened it. I prayed that he flushed the toilet, we wouldn't wanna attract the poop killer now would we.. I opened the door only to be met by a horrible stench filling my lungs. My hands shook as I reached towards the toilet lid and lifted it. To my horror I saw 7 GIANT LUCIOUS LOGS floating in the toilet with poop smeared all over the lid and seat of the toilet. I mumbled "Asshole.." Then I looked around before noticing nobody was around and dug my head into the toilet inhaling the delicious scent of that sweet sweet savory scent of shit. The sound of a bang interrupted my thoughts. I walked out of the bathroom to see the man at the counter waiting. I walked over and he said "You've got quite the mess on your face I see" I pulled my pants down and let out a a loud delicious fart and he inhaled it and winked at me. He threw 50 dollars at my face and walked out. But before he walked out he said "And with that mess in the bathroom you'd better clean it up quick before the poop killer gets you.." I rolled me eyes and said "Yeah right! Like I'd believe in some myth.." He left the store and now I was all alone... Or at least I thought I was. Then all the power cut out. I saw a man with a toilet on his head walk in. I said "Oh shit! 😉" He stood across from the register and reached into his pocket pulling out 3 shits. In slow motion he threw them at my face. 2 landing in my eyes and 1 in my mouth. I savored the taste and DEVOURED IT.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 03, 2022 ⏰

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