*In Brent's bathroom*
Brent: *looks in the mirror* *sighs* Alright. A new school year. This year is gonna be better. You know it will. No more teasing. Look at you now, you're buff. No one's gonna want to mess with you anymore.
Brent's Mom: *shouting from downstairs* Brent! You're gonna miss the bus! You don't wanna be late to your first day of Junior year, do you?
Brent: ... I wish I had my license ...
(C) Brent: First two years of high school ... Haven't gone so well for me. But this year is different. I spent the summer trying to shed my nerd image by bulking up. I lost 30 pounds in the process. I was just sick of the teasing. I'm hoping that I can just get by without any problems this year ...
*On the bus*
*Brent enters and approaches Sean*
Sean: Ayeee, there's my dude, haha! What's up man? Come sit next to Seaney Boy!
Brent: Sean! About time dude.
*Brent sits next to Sean*
Sean: I almost didn't even recognize you ... You lost so much weight dude, haha! That's sick!
Brent: Heh, thanks. You could have seen the transformation this summer had you been home ...
Sean: Aight, don't pull that on me bro. Not my fault the fam wanted to travel all throughout Europe this summer!
Brent: I know I know ... Must have been a pretty cool experience, huh?
Sean: Oh dude, you have no idea, heh. Logan and I snuck out every night to try and find some lady friends, heh heh.
Brent: Oh God ... And? Did you?
Sean: Your boy went 0 for 10, heh. But it's cool. They were all way too old for me. Went after this 29 year old, heh. What a baddie.
Brent: Dude ... You're 16 ... That's like -- Oh whatever. No sense in arguing with you, heh.
Sean: You know your boi so well, heh. Now, let me hear about your summer dude, what else did you--
*Brent enters the bus and passes them*
Sean: Ugh, Blair ... Forgot she was on our bus ... So hot but such a bitch.
Brent: Yeah well, you weren't home so you probably didn't hear, her parents are getting a divorce.
Sean: Oh damn, really? Wow. She gonna have some major daddy issues, heh.
Brent: ... What is wrong with you?
*The bus arrives in school*
*Outside of the school entrance*
Trevor: Jenny! Lookin' good girl! Great to see you again!
Jenny: Omg Trevor, you're so nice haha! Thanks! *enters the school*
Trevor: The name's Lil Nugget, but that's okay, you'll learn it some day, heh.
*Willow comes over*
Trevor: Willow, hey! What's up?! Ready to lead our soccer team to another championship this year?
Willow: Yeah, haha! I'll try my best. Thanks Trevor. *enters the school*
Trevor: It's Lil Nugget, haha, but I know you'll get it some day!
*Brent and Sean come over*
Trevor: Sean ...
Sean: Trevor ...
Trevor: Welcome back to school ... Hope you had just a peachy time in Europe ...
Sean: Thanks ... Hope you had a fun time being glued to your TV for 18 hours a day.
Trevor: Ha ha. Did you bring a bodyguard with you or something?
Brent: Trevor, it's me ... Brent ...
Trevor: Oh ... Oh shit! Dude you got buff, heh, nice.
Sean: Anyway, we'll be going down now. Later turd burger.
(C) Sean: Man, Tre-dog is such a weirdo. Dude is always tryna steal my thunder! My goal is to win class clown for our senior superlatives. But that fruit loop tries so hard to prevent that dream from becoming a reality! Just rubs me the wrong way man ...
*Outside of the lockers in the hallway*
Blair: Fucking stupid books. Fit in the damn locker ...
*Khandi and Krystal approach Blair*
*Khandi has a crown on her head*
Khandi: Who's making a ruckus ovah here? -- Oh, if it isn't little white princess!?
Krystal: Yas, snatch her weave queen Khandi.
Blair: What the actual fuck do you want? ... Why are you wearing a crown?
Khandi: You didn't hear? Khandi's been voted as class president! I rule da school now, haha!
Krystal: The crown was my idea. Makes her look extra hot, no?
Khandi: Oh Krystal, ha! You flatter Khandi.
Blair: Whoopty fucking doo? Who gives a shit. Leave me alone.
Khandi: Damn gurl. You got a serious attitude problem! Khandi just tryna welcome you to Junior year!
Blair: That was supposed to be welcoming? Jesus Christ. If you won't leave I will.
*Blair walks away*
Khandi: Looks like she ain't gonna make many friends this year! Or evah! Ha!
Krystal: Yeah, but didn't you hear? Her parents got a divorce. Tragic stuff.
Khandi: Sad shit happens all da time! So what? There be starving children in Antarctica fool!
Krystal: ... It's Africa ... There are no children in Antarctica ... How did you become class president again?
Khandi: Oh shut it boo!
