*In a classroom*
Ms. Juniper: And that's why you always need to use protection. You're way too young to have children! Trust me. You will regret that little shit that pops out your vagina.
Sean: *sleeps* Zzzz
Brent: *whispers* Pssh, Sean ... Wake up dude ...
Sean: *sleeps* Zzzz
Brent: *whispers* Sean ... Wake up bro!
Sean: *wakes up* Bro, I was having the best dream about a sirloin steak! Why'd you wake me up?
Brent: Because you were sleeping ... In class ... You need to pay attention. Actually now that I think about it, this lesson is on sex, I'm surprised you managed to fall asleep.
Sean: Oh I tapped out when Ms. Juniper started talking about protection, heh. Seaney Boy don't need none.
Brent: What -- Yes, you do. Everyone does! Jesus Sean ... Besides, Junior year is an important year. You need to keep on top of your grades man.
Sean: Bro I ain't worried about my grades, heh. This year is the year we get our licenses! That means we can go wherever we want, whenever, heh. This is the year of fun! Something you need to do more often.
Brent: Are you seriously accusing me of not having fun? I do too have fun.
Ms. Juniper: Sean, Brent? Care to share your conversation with the class? Being two men in their sexual prime, I figured you'd be the most stimulated by today's presentation, but clearly not.
Sean: Well, you ain't wrong there Ms. Juniper, heh. But sorry, just a wee bit tired. I'll stay focused!
Willow: Ugh, typical pig ...
Ms. Juniper: Sean, it's only the second week of school. How are you already tired? Actually -- Don't answer that. Just pay attention. You too Brent.
Brent: Yes Ms. Juniper, sorry.
*Bell rings*
Ms. Juniper: Well, I guess that's the end of class. You all better study up! Your first test on love making is next week!
Milo: A test. In the third week of school. How marvellous.
*In the hallway*
Sean: Man, Willow bugs me. Always gotta comment after I say somethin'!
Brent: Just ignore her. You know we're bros, but you need to focus more in class. You're never gonna graduate at this rate.
Sean: Brent, my dude, my grades are fine! You're the one who needs to stop stressin' so much!
Brent: Well ... It would be nice to not feel so overwhelmed a lot ... But grades are a big deal to me. Plus we have to take the standardized tests this year, go for my driving test, there's prom--
Sean: Duuuude, you're thinking so far in advance. Just relax! -- You know what? We're ditching school tomorrow. We're goin' on an adventure!
Brent: ... What? You mean like play hookie? Sean we can't, we'd get in so much trouble--
Sean: See? That right there is why we need to do this! You have got to loosen up bro!
Brent: I ... I guess that is something I can work on this year ...
*Penny approaches Sean and Brent*
Penny: Hi Sean! Omg, is this a new guy?! Introduce me to your new friend haha!
Sean: Oh, uh, hi Penny, heh ... He ain't new. It's Brent.
Brent: Hi Penny.
Penny: Omg Brent? Brent Connors?! Omg! I did not recognize you, haha! Wow you look so good my friend, haha! Wow! Amazing! Go you!
Brent: Thanks Penny.
Sean: Hey, uh, Penny, don't you have somewhere to be?
Penny: Omg you're right! I have to get to Biology! Silly me! Well, I'll catch you boys later, haha! Lookin' good! *runs off*
Sean: She's a fun one, heh ...
Brent: She's like, the 5th person to come up to me this week. No one's ever talked to me this much.
Sean: Aye, looks like that weight loss really helped ya out, no? Heh. Just imagine all of the babes that you could run into at the mall now!! Heh heh.
Brent: ... Can't believe I'm agreeing to this. Fine. I'll do it.
Sean: Yes! Atta boy, haha! We'll talk more about it after school. But prepare for quite the day tomorrow with Seaney Boy.
Brent: Can't wait ...
(C) Brent: I've never missed a day of school in my life ... But maybe that's been my problem. This year is also starting off differently. So many people have started to notice me more. Guess it won't hurt to keep changing ... Oh God, please don't hurt me mom.
(C) Sean: Brent is such a typical nerd. Well, was, heh. Now that he's made a physical change, why not keep them coming?? I'll show my bro a good time, heh.
