8 More Hours.

¡¿HEH?!

THIS WHOLE STORY WILL BE IN 1ST PERSON OF TECHNO, PLS UNDERSTAND THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED COMFORT, AVOID HATE COMMENTS.

. . .  So, ¿ You all really crying over me? Bruuh, cringe,  buy my merch and you all will feel like i'm still down there, the merch was specially for you guys, so don't cry you losers, like, i know i died but have you ever seen a more epic way to get to heaven and just as I'm fighting with God there's a thunderstorm? I mean, I don't know about you guys but that was pretty epic!- 

Wait- hey, hey, you guys don't cry- 

Hey. . . I'm ok now, i'm better than i could ever be, i promise you guys, i'm ok, don't cry, i know i'm not there anymore, i love you guys more than anything, and if I had another 100 lives, I think I would always choose to be Technoblade because they were the best years of my life. Because I love you guys so much, and just because I'm not there anymore doesn't mean I lost the battle, I mean look at me! I'm the success, I beat God in a battle, I got my potato farm back . . . And I'm waiting for you guys, when the time comes someday we'll meet again. ... How do I know? I don't know, but I know that we will meet again, sooner or later.

SO DON'T CRY NERDS, IF WE ARE GOING TO MEET AGAIN I DON'T WANT Y'ALL TO BE CRYING OVER ME, BE HAPPY, STAY ALIVE, BC I SWEAR IF YOU ALL COME HERE SOONER THAN EXPECTED WE'RE GONNA HAVE "ISSUES" DON'T BE SILLY! ENJOY YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU CAN. I have to farm potatoes anyways so i have a lot of time here to wait for all of you.

I know i didn't say it as much but i really do love you all.

Stay safe.

AND BUY MY MERCH TO GET MY BROTHERS TO COLLEGE (Only if they want to tho, you know, no big dead brother pressure.) 

So long idiots, i don't want you to cry again or i will personally laugh at you.

Technoblade out.