killer on the loose

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i swing my ponytail side to side as i bounce down the hall to the mystirius boi standing ominusly in he shaddows.


is it a spoopy killer? or is it a smexy bad boy?


the mystirious boy pulls out a knife. bit kinky but ok. 

he raises his knife. 

"hey baby boyyyy" i say flirtashiously. and then he stabed me.


it was a killer. not a smexy bad boi.


i go to lunch, my day ruined as my galaxy otfit was now covered in blood. typical.🙄🙄


"want to hear a joke" an ugly green blob said to me

"shure"

"why was six afraid of seven?" he said gigglng

"i dont know why was six afraid of seven?"

"because seven is a registered sex offender😑" he said in complete seriousness.

i giggled at his joke, bbut of the inside i fell inlove with him.

"hey y/n do you wanna see MY community chest"

"fuck off mr monoploly."


AOURTHORZ NOTE- i lied about shrekky being the killer #gotcha also very funny joke by a sketchy green guy. toodles, xx


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