I dunno what to name this chapter.

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So tell me, where should I go?To the left where nothing is right or to the right where nothing is left.

-Uchiha Itachi.

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It was midnight ...during a mission.And sakura had cramps.


Oh god please no...I don't have any pads or anything with me...

They had to be in separate rooms,two in each.Sasuke and sakura in one and kakashi and Naruto in one.Well sakura was fine with it and she needed her boyfriend (that no one knew about) to give orders to cause her cramps were getting worse and she needed sleep...However Naruto was mad.

"Kakashi-sensei you must have gone mad!how can they be in the same room.I don't trust teme!who knows what he can do to sakura-chan,DATTEBAYO!!"

Hmmmm...well I can kiss her...on the lips(A/N THEY ARE ALL 13 AND APPARENTLY THEY CAN DO 'IT' SO DONT COME AT ME IF I WRITE ANYTHING LIKE THAT OR IF ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THINK ABOUT IT.BUT IT WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN WHEN THEYRE WITH OREO AND THE AKATSUKI.) he smirked at Naruto while putting his arm around sakuras waist (who could care less at the moment)from behind and guiding her into their room.

"Oh and the rooms are soundrproof so we can't hear you from the outside."kakashi stated (while smirking under his mask), which was true.

They think I don't know that they are dating.my ship has sailed YASSSSSSSSSSS purr and now it's time for naruhina but I shall finish my Sasusaku fanart and post it and put everywhere in the village...and then I'll do the same for naruhina...I'm such a good person...now where is my icha icha books and why do I smell instant ramen?


~~~~~~~in sasuke and sakuras room~~~~~~~~~


Sakura was sitting on the bed holding her stomach while sasuke got a hot bath ready for her...they were gonna be here for at least a week and they probably were gonna have a lot of "fun"(that's what she said)as Naruto said.He thought about why they were on a mission for this long and they had just become genin 2 weeks ago...not like he cared about it but sakura...she was on her time of the month and her cramps were getting worse by the minute and she won't be able to fight in that state(bro she ain't pregnant)

"the bath is ready"he called to sakura who was now lying down,still holding her stomach.is it that bad?sasuke thought, but how come all the tutors in the Uchiha compound before the massacre said that it won't be that bad...ah wait they did mention the haruno clans women and girls will have it worse due to how their body is made.and how they will be hitting someone every two minutes and screaming and shouting...yay...but it will get better after 2 pregnancies but it will still be more painful than other women.Meanwhile sakura was discussing what kakashi's face would look like with inner.

Inner:Girl I bet you he probably looks much more sexy than sasu chan does.

Sakura:what if he has bunny like teeth

Nahh I bet he probably has the most handsome and sexy teeth.

What if his teeth are all rotten

Yeah yeah...but I bet you my 2 braincells that I have left that he's has a 6 pack

What a great thing to bet

SHUSH OUTER!Ooh he probably has a 8 pack...WAIT NO 12...OOH OOH!PROBABLY A 24 PACK!!!

Inner shut up and stop acting like fvcking anima-GIRL WTF WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?!

Don't you think it suits me babes~?

Eww no wtf...your wearing a flipping see through LINGERIE.

All for kakashi senpai~

I-you know what bye

Bye babes!

Sasukes point of view while sak and inner were "discussing"

He kissed sakuras forehead with getting a slap in return,which he made a "really-I-got-ur-bath-ready-and-u-slap-me-in-return?"type of face.Sakura just blankly got up without any expression just a straight face and into the bathtub.The bathtub had sakura petals and bubbles that smelled like cherry blossoms.It was at this moment sakura came back to reality.

~~~~~~~~~~AFTER SAKURA CAME OUT AND GOT CHANGED AND SASUKE DID THE SAME AFTERWARDS THEY WERE LYING DOWN IN BED NEXT TO EACH OTHER(cause there's one bed in their room and kakashi gave them that room on purpose)~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sakura got up and went to the bathroom suspicious that her period had come and indeed she was right...

MeNtAl BrEaKdOwN iN...

...3...

...2...

...1...

"FUCK U JERK!"

0.0000000000000000000000000000001 second later sasuke entered the bathroom and saw sakura there on the toilet,obviously covering herself with a towel,and she was crying...

My NaMe Is SaSuKe UcHiHa AnD i HaTe A lOt Of ThInGs...

And this was one of them...seeing sakura cry,it made him remeber something that we don't know about.he went next to her and rubbed her back comfortingly and asked what's wrong.

"I got it why else would I cry?jerk"

"AH!im offended by that sakura.I knew you would think that it was a normal stomach pain and won't bring any with you, so I secretly put in a pack or two in your bag, don't worry I'll bring you clean clothes and see if the sheets need to be changed and if so I'll change them ok?and I'll also bring you a hot water bottle."he said in a loving and caring way while continuing to rub her back in a caring and comforting way.

And he did what he said.

Later that night sakura slept close to him(mostly because the blanket was too small),with sasukes arm around her.(real sus you're sasu-chan...)


So how was it?Boring,Yes,short,yes,and this being written lazy.Yes.

I'll try update soon as possible but tell me on how Sasukes fan girls should react when they find out and I'll try to see if I can mix up the ideas so I use as much as possible.

Amount of words:1031(I think)

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