Every Mans Dream!

Chapter 3

Man getting mad wavey, still!!!. Bruv, I was so drunk like I don't even know what I was saying but boy don't worry about me. I got my phone out and checked my phone and I had 10missed calls. It was from Jezebel. I called her back and it was going to voicemail. I just sent some quick message "Bruvvvv answerrrr yourrrrrr fuckingggggg phoneeeee" I sounded bare drunk like I was just crazy. I decided to call cab cause I was hella drunk so I didn't want to catch the bus.
Me: Hello, I would like you to drop me at Broadwater Farm.
Cab driver: Where's is your current location?.
Me: Edmonton Angel corner.
Cab driver: Alright, that will be £5.
Me: Thank you.

Finally the cab came. I got inside the cab and some unknown girl was in the cab I was thinking "Why is she here?". I just looked outside the window and she bare tapped me. I turned to look at her and I was like "What do you want?" Unknown girl: Do you want to make money?
I was thinking why would you ask for money like that but I had to give some quick reply.
Me: Erm... Yeah I guess
Unknown girl: Itee give me your number when I touch yard, I will explain everything to you.
Me: Erm... Alright
She got of the cab and said bye and I waved at her. I was bare thinking like what kind of job is this but I needed money so yeah.
It was some dead journey cause my girls were being paigons not even answering there calls and trying to stunt in front of bare mans like move yourself. I finally got to yard and my mum was bare shouting at me.
Mum: WHERE DID YOU GO?
My mum is Jamaican and is so strict when she forgets things.
Me: I went to a party, I told you and your shouting at me. Kmt.
Mum: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT LITTLE GYAL. WHERES YOUR BLUDCLART MANNERS ME NAH LIKE THIS. WHATS UP WITH DIS DRESS. IT'S TOO SHORT. YOU LOOK LIKE AR SKET.
I swear to god I got on a mad on and I couldn't do anything to her cause she would have beat me good. So I ran upstairs.

I got rid of my party clothes and just threw them in the bathroom and I jumped in the shower for a good 20mins, I put on my pajamas and took of my make up and went to check my phone but Rio and that girl haven't called me. So I fell asleep.