The Lost One: Harry Potter x Fem!reader

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They had expected to have to comb Hermione’s Daily Prophet carefully next morning to find the article Percy had mentioned in his letter. However, the departing delivery owl had barely cleared the top of the milk jug when Hermione let out a huge gasp and flattened the newspaper to reveal a large photograph of Dolores Umbridge, smiling widely and blinking slowly at them from beneath the headline.

MINISTRY SEEKS EDUCATIONAL REFORM DOLORES UMBRIDGE APPOINTED FIRST EVER HIGH INQUISITOR

‘Umbridge – “High Inquisitor”?’ said Harry darkly, his half-eaten piece of toast slipping from his fingers. ‘What does that mean?’

Hermione read aloud: ‘In a surprise move last night the Ministry of Magic passed new legislation giving itself an unprecedented level of control at
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ‘“The Minister has been growing uneasy about goings-on at
Hogwarts for some time,” said Junior Assistant to the Minister, Percy Weasley. “He is now responding to concerns voiced by anxious parents, who feel the school may be moving in a direction they do not approve of.”
‘This is not the first time in recent weeks that the Minister, Cornelius Fudge, has used new laws to effect improvements at the wizarding school. As recently as 30th August, Educational Decree Number Twenty-two was passed, to ensure that, in the event of the current Headmaster being unable to provide a candidate for a teaching post, the Ministry should select an appropriate person. ‘“That’s how Dolores Umbridge came to be appointed to the teaching staff at Hogwarts,” said Weasley last night. “Dumbledore couldn’t findanyone so the Minister put in Umbridge, and of course, she’s been an immediate success –”’

‘She’s been a WHAT?’ said Harry loudly.

‘Wait, there’s more,’ said Hermione grimly.‘“– an immediate success, totally revolutionising the teaching of Defence Against the Dark Arts and providing the Minister with on-
the-ground feedback about what’s really happening at Hogwarts.” ‘It is this last function that the Ministry has now formalised with the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-three, which creates the new position of Hogwarts High Inquisitor.
‘“This is an exciting new phase in the Minister’s plan to get to grips with what some are calling the falling standards at Hogwarts,” said Weasley. “The Inquisitor will have powers to inspect her fellow educators and make sure that they are coming up to scratch. Professor Umbridge has been offered this position in addition to her own teaching post and we are delighted to say that she has accepted.” ‘The Ministry’s new moves have received enthusiastic support
from parents of students at Hogwarts. ‘“I feel much easier in my mind now that I know Dumbledore is being
subjected to fair and objective evaluation,” said Mr Lucius Malfoy, 41, speaking from his Wiltshire mansion last night. “Many of us with our children’s best interests at heart have been concerned about some of
Dumbledore’s eccentric decisions in the last few years and are glad to
know that the Ministry is keeping an eye on the situation.” ‘Among those eccentric decisions are undoubtedly the controversial staff appointments previously described in this newspaper, which have included the employment of werewolf Remus Lupin, half-giant Rubeus Hagrid and delusional ex-Auror, “Mad-Eye” Moody. ‘Rumours abound, of course, that Albus Dumbledore, once
Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, is no longer up to the task of managing the prestigious school of Hogwarts. ‘“I think the appointment of the Inquisitor is a first step towards ensuring that Hogwarts has a headmaster in whom we can all repose our confidence,” said a Ministry insider last night. ‘Wizengamot elders Griselda Marchbanks, Adelpha Lupin and Tiberius Ogden have resigned in protest at the introduction of the post of Inquisitor to Hogwarts. ‘“Hogwarts is a school, not an outpost of Cornelius Fudge’s office,” said Madam Marchbanks. “This is a further disgusting attempt to discredit Albus Dumbledore.” Also Madam Lupin had a few words: "I already found it absolutely mental that Cornelius had given a fellow Wizengamot member the oppertunity to teach at Hogwarts." States the woman. "This, because she had never even laid a finger on a DADA book afore being hired. However making her High Inquisitor? She doesn’t even know how to teach herself! I have no idea where the ministry is going with this nonesense."
‘(For a full account of Madam Marchbanks’s alleged links to
subversive goblin groups, turn to page seventeen.)’