Brainstopper: John Wilkes booth x abe Lincoln

The Story:

Before the bullet, before the death, before the play at the ford theater... Abe and John had a good relationship. Some might say it was splendid. And though Abe was married to Mary, he had a burning passion for the hot and bisexual John Wilkes Booth. And John felt the same for Abe.
One night, Abe had enough with Mary. Not that he didn't like Mary, but he (like Kurt Hummel from the hit tv show Glee) he liked boys. And he was proud of it, but he had to keep it a secret to protect his reputation as the President of the United States of America. He snuck out to Johns house where they had "fun family friendly times".
Two weeks later, John found out that he was pregnant, and Abe was the father. He was so mad. He thought to himself, " how could abe be so irresponsible". Even though he was mad, John continued to love abe because his passion was so fierce.
When John finally had the baby, something changed in him. He was more feral. His deep, and fiery love for Abe was strong, just like Abe's bulging muscles. But he was different, and when the full moon came, he turned into a ravage and wild werewolf. But abe didn't mind, he liked johns feral spirit.
But Abe had also had a secret, he was a vampire. He HATED garlic, or really just Mary's cooking.
There was a night soon before the theatre incident, where the full moon got to John and his wild spirit inside him. Abe tried to calm him down to prevent wild violence, but the sun came out and burned Abe. At that moment, John turned back and softly caresssed Abe to calm him down.
Abe calmed down, but his burns required loving and tender care from John. So, John cared for him and "family friendly fun time".
Soon, Abe got better and was able to fully love John. And John fully loved him. But then, things went wrong.
John soon gave birth to a loving vampire-werewolf child named Edward. John had made plans to go to the theater with Abe, and he got ready. When he got to the theater with Edward, he found Abe kissing George Washington on the balcony he was on. So while Abe was watching the play, John snuck up behind him, and shot him in the head.
When he realized what his angerful and feral anger had done, he cried. He grabbed Abe's body, kissed him gently on the forehead, and turned himself into the police, where he was given 20 years in jail for heartbreak.