UM..... WHO ARE U.....
bella stuttered as she looked in the eyes of a muscular man..........
he did not look familar to her... even though she would make her weekly rounds to the local barnes and nobel durning her breaks (fucking nerd what)
however no book in the entire store showed as much significgayance as this huge bulky man standing before her. words cannot descibe how handsom and slay sexy this hunk was. straight, brown hair that was slicked back........... incredible jawline......... absolute chad. yas bitch.......
he dresses like a fag (aka tyler the creator fans) with his light blue hawaiian shirt that had very large beautiful flowers on them........ with the average run of the mill light tan cargo shorts you would see people buy at old navy.... (no shade, but full shade pls shop somehwere else)
"hey bbg"
he said as he looked daringly into bella boo baes eyes..... his dark brown eyes shined in the stupidly fucking hot early july sun. why the fuck is it so hot. why. not as hot as him tho YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he smelled like the inside of a dirty wooden box..... with a slight hint of musk and cheap rue 21 cologne.
as bella opened her mouth to speak. he stopped. what was he doing? dear lord what was this muscular hunk of a man doing?
a musclular, 6'6 tall eboy fuck boy tiktok tyler the creator fan needs his food.......... and he needs it bad............. just hours earlier he had copped himself 5 gorditas from taco bell..... why u may ask?
well....... this all loops back to the tyler the creator fan.......... u see............ if u listen to the song "sasquach" by earl sweatshirt......... AND TYLER DA CREATOR !!!!
u would hear tyler detail that he wanted not only one gordita............but four more......... adding up to a total of five gorditas.......
......that were straight inside this hunk of a mans stomach.........
HE WAS SHITTING HIS PANTS !!!!!!!!!
HE WAS SHITTING HIS PANTS !!!!!!!!!
HE WAS SHITTING HIS PANTS !!!!!!!!!
HE WAS SHITTING HIS PANTS !!!!!!!!!
BELLA IMIDEATLY RUNS OUT THE BUILDING ! FUCK THE BOOKS ! THIS HUNK DOOKIED HIMSELF ! OH HELL NAW !!!!
but this wouldnt be the end for the hunk........ he wasnt the type to give up........ oh no.........
he would spend the cold, thundering and hollering night listening to igor...... and replacing the word "boy" for "girl" and the pronoun "he" or "him" with she or her... especially a boy is a gun......
or in this case........
A GIRL IS A GUN !!!!!!!!!
to be continuted... (jojo refreence) ;)
