A opportunity of a lifetime

New opportunities

Doma pov
I woke up sore after the fight with that hashira. I saw Akaza on my chest. "Akaza! Sleepyhead wake up!" "Ughh.." i got up and made coffee with some blood so we can drink it. "Here!" I handed him the cup. He just sat there. "What if we go to the future..?" "Hm?! Ooh that would be so cool!" "Yeah.."
We started to walk to the infinity castle. Before we reached Akaza passed out. I picked him up and took him to the infinity castle. Once we entered Soso was running around with a wand? "OH MY GOODNESS! YOU GUYS NEED TO DO THIS!" "Ehhhh?!" She started to jump on the walls and the ceiling what the fuck.. "FOLLOW MEEEEE!!" She stated to run really fast so i ran with her. She took us to a room that had a light shining through it. "Is it the sun?" "No!" "Then i don't know!" "Ugh its a time machine! Let me get the others!" Then she ran.
When she came back Akaza had woken up. "HELLO I GIR EVERYONE LETS GOO!" She opened the door and everyone got blinded. "This is a new opportunity Douma, and for everyone else this is your opportunity.. to go to.. the future!" "Alright whatever i wanna see." Muzan said so we all went. Once we opened our eyes we were outside the infinity fortress, but it was.. DAYTIME! Everyone was panicking. But then we realized we weren't dying so we just stood into the sun and we DIDNT DIE! "What. The. Fuck." Muzan looked at soso with red eyes of anger. "I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!" "Hmm.. lets look around." We started to look around and saw a road i was about to cross before i got pulled back. A car nearly hit me. I looked and saw it was Akaza! "Thank you so much Akaza!" "Mm yeah only time." He stared to blush. I ran to hug him and i picked him up in a hug. "Let me go!" He yelled where only i can hear. "Nuh uh!" And i hugged him tighter. I let him go and put him down on the ground and all the upper moons were staring at us except Muzan. "W-what the fuck.." he pointed to a building that had THE HASHIRA!? But they are rock? They died? We were going close to it before we noticed it said. 'Demon slayer museum'? "It says demon slayer museum what do we do?" I asked. "Go in.." koku responded. We started to enter before people were giving us weird looks and whispering. I whispered to Koku. "Hey they are starting at you, Gyutaro and Gyokko.. wanna go somewhere less crowded?" He came in close and whispered to me. "I know.. its making me uncomfortable.. not hungry?" I just realized we weren't attacking them. We walked to a area and it said there deaths! 'Shinobu Kocho died from upper moon two' hehe whoops. But things were better with us and the hashira!? I walked to a place holding Akaza's hand. "Hey!" I shushed him by pointing to a sign. "It says what happened between us!" He nodded.
The hashira and upper moons got along and started to hang out a lot..before...that happened. What happened was that a kid named Tanjiro couldn't forgive some demons. He wanted to kill Muzan kibutsuji and Akaza upper moon three. He had a grudge with them both and ended up getting killed fighting the demon king.
"Oh damn well thats to bad!" I smiled at Akaza and he seemed uncomfortable. "Hey whats wrong?" "Why me! Im like better than you!" I felt a bit of sadness but giggled. He rolled his eyes and read the next stone. It was titled 'Kyojiro Rengoku death'? I started to read with him.
Rengoku was a kind man but ended up dead after a tough battle with upper moon three. Witness are Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma and Inoske Hashibira.
"Oh this is why he hates me? And why did i kill that dude?" "Maybe he also eats women!?" He looked at me annoyed. I saw a place that said upper moons! "Guys look! Its.." i saw that people were hearing and looking. "The enemies.." they seemed to notice and ran over there. "What the hell! What happened!" Akaza asked. "I thought we were getting along!" I said. "It said i fought a lot if hashira.." Koku said. Everyone looked at him and looked around. It was us as a statue! I looked at me and i was standing holding my fan on my face while my other hand was on my hip i had a smug face plastered on.. is that how they see me! I started to laugh i fell to the floor. Everyone saw how they looked and started to laugh with me.
We continued to laugh even Muzan and Koku! "Is- is that how they see US!! BAHAHAHA!" I said pointing at Muzan's statue who was sitting on a chair angry. "HAHA I LOOK SO MAD! EVEN THOUGH I AM ITS STILL FUNNY LOOK AT DAIKI ALL GRUMPY! HAHAH!" Daiki looked at her statue and started to laugh even harder. She had her hand on her hip with a mad face. "HEHEHAHAHA LOOK AT GYOKKO HE LOOKS SO SCARED!" Gyokko looked again and laughed even more. He was coming out of his pot looking like he will grab us. "HAHA OKAY OKAY BUT LOOK AT AKAZA HE IS SMILING! BAHAHA!" Akaza was already looking at himself. He was in his form where he is using his blood demon art SMILING! "BAHAHA THEY MADE DOUMA LOOK SO GAY!" "HEY!! BAHAHA I MEAN I AM BUT STILL BAHAHA!" Koku looked at his and laughed a bit. "BAHAHA LOOK AT KOKU HE IS SO CUTE BLUSHING!" Daiki pointed out. He covered his face embarrassed. "His isn't even half bad! Look at mine!" Hantengu said pointing at his who had his clones. "BAHAHA YOU LOOK MAD!" Gyutaro said. "IM SENSING A PATTERN! BAHAHA!" I said and everyone agreed.
We left the place a bit more knowledgeable. We are known as the mad group.. villians hehe! His will be a good time! I held on to Akaza's hand pushed him to a quiet area. "What are you doing!" I gave him a little kiss on the cheek and kissed his lips. He seemed to like it and wrap his arms around my neck. We stopped and ran back to the others. "where did you guys go?" Daiki asked. "Well i think we should test out if we can eat human food!" Akaza looked at me then back at them. They were thinking. Muzan looked at us and said. "I got this thing you guys are younger here." He tosses Daiki something like a rectangle? "What is this?" "I don't know i thought you would know!?" He said angry. Where is creator.? "Im here what you guys need!?" Creator came out of no where. "Whats this?" Daiki handed her the rectangle. "Oh i was looking for one! Its a phone!" "Ahh alright how do we use it?" Daiki got it back. "Okay so unlock it... yup just like that! Alright now go here... great now type 'hotels near me!' Then i will do the rest!" We just stood there looking at creator. "Okay! Bye!" She threw the phone to us and left. What a weird person. I wonder is demon slayers still exist!? "Earth to Douma?" "Hmm?!" Muzan's jaw dropped and Koku seemed semi surprised. The rest were laughing? "Eh?.." Akaza started to laugh? "Whats going on!!" "Muzan tried to snap you out of your thoughts but it didn't work so i bet him $50 i could wake you up AND I DID!" He stated to giggle and so did i.
Soso gave us the phone but what do we do with it? "Can i have the phone dear!?" I asked Daiki. "Hm oh yeah i guess!" She handed me the phone and i looked at Akaza he had a eyebrow raises. I tilted my head. He pulled me to a small place and whispered. "Dear!? Are you kidding me!" Is he jealous! I whispered in his ear. "She is my daughter hehe idiot!" He seemed a bit red but then he let it go.
We were walking around until we stopped. Because someone was saying our coseplay looked good? What the fuck is that? I opened the phone and saw what was the first thing that pops up. It was a map! "Guys look its a map!" We all huddled up and were looking at the map. "Here Muzan-sama!" "Huh why me?...oh right give it." We started to walk around before seeing a place called hotel. We entered and showed some lady the phone and AGAIN SOMEONE SAYS WE ARE COSEPLAYING! We said thank you and run away. "Alright she gave us five keys. So lets go to.. level four. We went to a elevator and some random girl got on.
Once the elevator opened we were gagging and some even throwing up. We killed the girl but! She did not look tasty at all!
We got settled and sat on a bench. "Here you guys go..we are staying with a pair." Everyone nodded and got with a pair. "Akaza!" "Sure.." he handed us a key. And told us to behave and we were off!