shrek has a huge crush on you but is married to fiona. you go over to his house to get your hoodie back and it turns into hell. is fiona going to come back home and see you two on her couch?
y/n had left their hoodie at shrek's house when they were hanging out playing video games earlier that friday evening. shrek and y/n were best friends, y/n loved hanging out with shrek and fiona. they were all like a best friend trio except shrek and fiona were married and y/n was a third-wheel. they were walking back to shrek's house to retrieve their hoodie and they noticed that fiona was still not home. how weird. how totally not planned.
they stepped onto the front door steps and knocked. shrek opened the door and smiled at y/n, a little confused.
"why are you back?" shrek asked
"i'm sorry, i left my hoodie." y/n said
shrek nodded and moved so that y/n could walk in. they went over to the couch and them and shrek sat down. they grabbed their hoodie and as they were about to leave, shrek pulled them onto his lap.
"puppy you are not allowed to leave yet. you have come into my house, the alpha territory and marked your scent all over my couch. you have made my boat hard. fix it." shrek growled.
"b-b-b-but d-daddy, you have a wife.."
"she doesn't matter right now puppy. fix. your. mistake."
just then, fiona walked in the door, seeing y/n sat on shrek's lap. y/n wasn't wearing their hoodie so fiona could only guess what they were about to do. fiona stared in disbelief. she walked over to shrek and grabbed him by the ear. fiona punched y/n in the face and dragged shrek out the front door, throwing him in the swamp.
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y/n was blacked out in the living room. fiona threw them out too and then went to bed. the end.
