Markiplier's Egos Oneshots

Dave Torres x reader┊!SFW!

Author's Note: Dave isn't really Mark's egos but he's a character that Mark voiced so I'll count that ig :p

A few weeks had passed after we first arrived at Papua. Deep in jungle, we had been living there away from the empty world where a lot of people died in their sleep. 

Linda was still at the village. I decided to walk around with Dave at the beach because being in the village for days was pretty boring,

"So, Dave..." He seem like he was trying to find something,

"Hm?" He turned around,

"How long do you think we'll stay here?" I asked.

"I'm not sure honestly. Probably, forever. I don't know. In the meantime, we can enjoy these views everyday," he said, starring at the beautiful sunrise. I smiled as I looked at the sunrise too,

"Do you want some fruits that I found?" He sat down at the sand and lent me some oranges,

"Yeah, sure. Thanks." He smiled at me and started peeling the oranges,

"I hope Katie and Matteo are here with us," he said. He put a slice of orange in his mouth. I looked down while I was peeling down my orange,

"I hope so too. I'm sure they are resting in peace," I said to comfort him. I took a slice of orange and ate it. I hissed at the taste of it,

"Oh my god, that's sour." He laughed looking at me,

"What do you mean sour? These oranges are sweet."

"Taste my orange." I lent him a piece of mine,

"Fine," he said and gladly took my orange. Once the piece of orange in his mouth, he made a face of displeasing,

"Holy fuck that is sour. Mine isn't this sour." I laughed at his reaction,

"See? I told you." Even the orange that he gave me was sour, I was still eating it,

"Here, taste mine. It's pretty sweet." I opened my mouth as he put the piece in there. I started chewing it, releasing the juice. Instead of sour, sweetness appeared in my mouth. Well, there was a little bit of sour but most of them were just sweet,

"Can I have your orange instead?" I said after swallowing the piece of orange that I ate.

"What? No! This is mine," he playfully said. I knew deep down he didn't mind at all,

"Oh, come on. Is it because you don't have the balls to finish mine?" I teased.

"Fuck you, I can finish your orange faster than you could," he said confidently. I just laughed,

"Then, do it."

"Watch." He took the pieces of orange from my hand as he ate them all at once. The face he made when he ate the orange was sending me to laughter. He chewed them all and spitted the seeds out. Once they were soft enough to swallow, he swallowed them. The reaction was still there,

"Okay, fine. You win," I finally stopped laughing. He then continued finished his orange,

"Hey! I thought those are mine." I pouted,

"This is my reward after eating your orange. I never said I agree on giving you my orange."

"I hate you."

"I love you too," he platonically said. We both were like siblings who kept fighting. I tried to take the orange from him but we heard Linda from the distance. We turned around and saw her approach us,

"Are you two done fighting?" I got up and cleaned up my pants from the sand,

"Yeah, we're done. Dave didn't want to give me his orange."

"Hey!" He said while he was looking at me. I crossed my hands and looked away from him,

"That's enough from both of you. Come on, the chief wanted to talk with us," Linda said.

"Okay, fine. You owe me a sweet orange."
"Yeah, yeah, I will get you one."