The time had come for your daily delivery to Lord Ayato of the Kamisato clan, one little slip up had him caring for you as if you were as delicate as a dove. You were his treasure in a sense, you belonged to him, and if that statement is true then w...
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I RE-READ THIS THING AT LIKE 2 AM LAST NIGHT AND FUCKING CRINGED SO HARD I SAW INTO THE FUTURE AND EXPLORED SPACE AND TIME AS WELL AS SEEING THE CREATION OF ANOTHER FUCKING GALAXY
why did that one song from sonic pop up on my playlist yknow the one that goes like Ahhhhh ahhhh ahhh living the gangsters paradise
Anyways mega super ultra pink dragon 27 inch long as my friends paitence for me story short, I'm re-writing this and giving it a like semi-different plot Bc I tried to model it after a fanfic I really really REALLY liked, like bro I posted a picture of me crying while reading the fanfic I liked to my snap story and my friends asked why I was crying and it was 4 am so I was completely fucking out of it.
so yea expect like another plot in like a week or so BUT IM MOVING SO WHO FUCKING KNOWS AT THIS POINT BRO LIKE HONESTLY GOD TOOK A MASSIVE FUCKING SHIT ON ME AND SCOOPED ME UP LIKE I WAS HIS DOG'S SHIT AND FLUSHED ME DOWN THE TOILET AND NOW IM SWIMMING IN THE SEWER OF THE CONSEQUENCES TO MY MF ACTIONS
have a somewhat nice day you dipshits
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YO I JUST TOUND THIS FANFIC I WROTE IN MY NOTES YOU CAN READ IT LMAO
BE WARNED I MADE THIS IN SEPTEMBER
Levi walked into Erwin's office and saw him smiling while looking under the desk, Levi took a few steps and looked the big hunky chunky man in his eye face, " oi? You looking at Chur 2 inch pp? "
Erwin looked up at him and smiled " of course not Yoonbum- I mean Levi I was just trying out this new thing Hange gave to me, she stuffed it in my ear while I was sleeping "
Levi vaulted over the desk and tried to look at what Erwin was doing and saw a small Titan under the desk, attached to Erwin's micro pp
When Levi looked back at Erwin he saw his big furry UwU Eren brows were melting off
" w-w-what's wrong l-l-Levi-kun?" Erwin tightened his grip on the tiny Titan and blood exploded out of it, getting on Levi's new Gucci aides how disgusting
"Excalibur, you got pussy piss on my Gucci slides that I stole from Lil Nas X " Levi looked at Erection and slapped him, but his face melted in his hands
BOOM BITCH
Levi was dreaming the whole time woah such plot twist but Erection still had a micro pp
Levi walked into the kitchen and saw Eren in a maid dress making breakfast, they got married 42069 years ago, how could he forget?
He hugged Eren from behind and watched as he did he felt Eren disappear from out of his hands, how could he forget? He has schizophrenia and Eren died while trying to grow a WAP
Levi moaned I mean sighed and sat on the floor when he suddenly felt something in his pants
He scratched his dump truck of an ass and pulled out a squirrel trying to climb into his ass cheeks to try and hibernate
" Wtf you gay piece of cum " Levi said to the squirrel
" I'm not sorry you smexy beast I know you could keep me safe in the winter " The squirrel did fongers guns.
Levi blushes and dropped the squirrel on the floor the squirrel bowed at Levi and said " name is Alvin, Alvin the Chipmunk "
Levi looked confused and looked at Alvin " you're not a chipmunk "
Alvin looked up at Levi and blinked before he was pinched at his throat and lifted off the ground
" Say you are my baka "
" h-huh? "
" You're my personally pussy pocket bby gril now say you baka "
" am baka "
" good gril "
Levi spread open Alvin's legs and he took out his fucking 68 inch iron Godzilla pp and stuck it inside Alvin who was super ultra tight and instantly did a cummy yummy and that made Levi go ultra instinct shaggy and cum inside of Alvin but uh oh, Alvin can get pregnant Bc he is an omega UwU
