Man: kids go to the bathroom before we leave
Kid: okay daddy
*the kid walks to the bathroom to find a giant candy floss eating poo*
Kid: Hewo poo wanna be my DOODOO
*man walks into the bathroom*
Kid: HAHAHAHAHHA *kid says with a cray cray face on*
Man: what the
*the kid had started throwing the man across the room*
Kid: WILL YOU MAKE ME PANCAKES NOW!!!!!
*kid said as she was holding the mans leg and slamming him on the floor*