Little girl: hello mr would you like to hear a story?
Man: no thanks?!
Little girl: okay here I go
*man face palms his face*
Man: oh god
Little girl: once upon a time I was a rainbow unicorn
*man shakes his head and gets really annoyed*
Little girl: I was adopted by aliens and made human by a mermaid who has messed up Botox
Man: please stop you weren't a Rainbow unicorn and you were never adopted by aliens and there is no such thing as mermaids ether
Little girl: yes there is
Man: no there isn't
Little girl: YES THERE IS
*little girls screams*
Man: no there isn't
Little girl: YES THERE IS (turning into a monster) *butterfly flutters past* Butterfly (turns into a little ball of really fuzzy fluff with a head and four feet) *and chases after the butterfly*
Man: wtf
*man runs as fast as he can and looks back but smacked himself into a pole and goes to hospital*
Man: Weeeeee Fun *man said looney*
